It’s time for some melodic commiseration.

Citizens of John Jay and Hartley, pay attention.

Sometimes, we dream big, sometimes, we think small, sometimes, we wait for the sweet release of Christmas.

Bwog thinks about finals and opts to instead live a real life, which is… outside? In our room? Unclear.

Raw sewage? In my Hudson river? Unfortunately, it’s not that surprising… and just as likely as you’d think.

Barnumbia students have to handle a lot, and sometimes we all need a little encouragement and comfort. This finals season, Bwog is showing up for you to remind you that you are wonderful and worthy. Just read this, and Bwog Staff will do the rest of the pep talk for you.

Not all of these methods have been tested… attempt at your own risk.

You are in a brilliantly redundant discussion section or in an incredibly awkward breakout room when, all of a sudden, your internet connection dies. We’ve all been there, and we’re all petrified it will happen again. 

President Beilock announces the CARES structure as part of changes to campus safety and wellbeing.

Do I want to be a Barnard student, or date a Barnard student? The world may never know.

What if we kissed in the autonomous bar?

We caught up with Lin-Manuel Miranda way back when. Now let’s find out what his bestie Matthew Morrison is getting himself into on campus!

To remind yourself of who you are.

We wrote your inevitable extension email for you. you’re welcome.

Nothing serious, though! Bwog staff just has some suggestions as to which clubs you should join once you, Frankie Jonas, start your Columbia education.