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Thought you heard the last of us? Think again! Bwog is back and more ready than ever with another Housing Roundup to slowly crush your dreams about your future home (or give you hope…that works too)!

Longing for an afternoon of “doing homework” on the lawns? Do you miss waving to Alma on your way to class? Not one, not two, but FIVE new Columbia University-themed lemonades will bring campus to you! With love, Bwog.

Same s***, but now during a global pandemic!

A lonely Bwog staffer turns to a virtual Magic 8 Ball for advice and company. 

Check out Bwog’s CCSC e-board endorsements and then vote in the only 2020 election we can be bothered to care about right now.

An anonymous Bwogger speaks their truth and begs for forgiveness from their professors. 

627 West 115th Street, yet to be given a catchier nickname, is a brownstone perfect for students looking to live in apartment-style housing without too many neighbors.

It’s another day of shattered hearts and broken dreams. It’s . . . Housing™.

Course registration is upon us. As with anything in life, trust Bwog’s opinion!

A multi-level marketing scheme tried to recruit me. Here’s my story.

An anonymous Bwogger received a scandalous message in the unlikeliest of places…

In this vErY sCiEnTifIc StUdY, a Bwog Staffer analyzes your camera angle to determine whether you know or care what is going on in class right now.

Bwog and banana bread, and some other things, but mainly a surprising amount of banana bread.

It’s corridor singles and doubles galore!