Longing for an afternoon of “doing homework” on the lawns? Do you miss waving to Alma on your way to class? Not one, not two, but FIVE new Columbia University-themed lemonades will bring campus to you! With love, Bwog.

Unlike antibody tests, the accuracy of Bwoglines has definitely never come into question.

We’re back with another amazing Housing Roundup, tailored to give you information about your dwindling chances at snatching that single in the most upbeat way possible!

In an email sent this morning, President Bollinger updated members of the Columbia community on the steps he and other administrative staff are taking to prepare for the fall semester.

Claremont offers homey off-campus suites with nice amenities, so if you can brave the walk (which really isn’t actually that long) Claremont is the dorm for you.  

A lonely Bwog staffer turns to a virtual Magic 8 Ball for advice and company. 

..and serving customs milkshakes at John Jay. Onward with Bwoglines－

Sophomores have finished choosing, and now it’s up to the rising junior/sophomore mixed groups to snatch up what remains.

Check out Bwog’s CCSC e-board endorsements and then vote in the only 2020 election we can be bothered to care about right now.

An anonymous Bwogger speaks their truth and begs for forgiveness from their professors. 

Curious to know what Bwog is at its core? Fret not, we’ve used the most official science to describe it: astrology. 

We’ve all been there. You meet someone on campus and suddenly you’re falling in love. Everything reminds you of them: from Milbank to John Jay, the bricks and trees seem to spell out their name. Now that we are all stuck at home with nothing to do, why not indulge in extremely specific campus daydreams […]

627 West 115th Street, yet to be given a catchier nickname, is a brownstone perfect for students looking to live in apartment-style housing without too many neighbors.

Why are you reading the news when you could be looking at this awesome manatee?

It’s another day of shattered hearts and broken dreams. It’s . . . Housing™.