Ugh, homework.

*One night

Despite taking the nation (and Bacchanal) by storm, the Black Out Rage Gallon, casually known as BORG, stemmed from meager beginnings.

Very pretty light spotted in Kent 522b

Midterms got you down? Distract yourself for the next three to five minutes with puzzles and more!

Bwog’s journalists interview the JJ’s Milkshake Machine on its first night back after a heart-wrenching absence.

If the printers did not work for you yesterday, know that this was my design.

Welcome to the third episode of the Columbia x Harry Styles Fanfic series. This time, Harry and Y/N battle to take the stage at Bacchanal.

At least my money is going to good use!

An objective assessment of various groups of three at Columbia.

Stay tuned for more bweaking news on this ongoing story!

Hello.

Bwog’s stellar journalists have recently tracked down the missing JJ’s Milkshake Machine after its tragic disappearance.  The Machine requests that the location of its discovery be kept confidential. Little is known about the Machine, apart from its gritty, beat-up appearance and thick, almost incomprehensible Jersey accent. The Machine’s pronouns are he/they.  Below is a transcript […]

Green M&M to become new President of Barnard College. Update: Elon Musk to become new President of Barnard College. Editor’s warning: Mentions of Elon Musk; unsexy candies.

My walk to class is FREEZING and I am SICK OF IT. Join me in helping the fight to accelerate climate change.