Are we really sure a person can’t swipe into the buildings without filling this out every day?

The Faculty House opened its doors to undergraduate students last Thursday with minimal fanfare. Bwog dining experts, News Editor Victoria Borlando, Deputy Editor Lillian Rountree, and Senior Staff Writer Camille Sensiba, obviously had no choice but to change all previous plans to attend the grand opening. 

You can’t argue with these proven benefits.

Go ahead, ask out that hot guy from your Econ 101 class.

Bwog ponders the origins of the terrible smell behind Carman.

“Gorgeous gorgeous girls love soup.”

Low Steps—Low Beach if ya nasty and 40°48’28.4″N 73°57’43.6″W if you’re a cartographer. Most of all, the hottest place on campus to usher in the weekend (with substances)! But what is it like when you haven’t had a drag or drink?

Senior Staff Writer Brigid Cromwell outlines the new additions to the Barnard Fitness Center for the 2021-2022 school year.

I do not consume John Jay cotton candy. John Jay cotton candy consumes me.

Dodge gym-goers—agile, strong, and stocked up on pre-workout—make this fitness center an ideal location for crowd-surfing.

Everything you didn’t know about this oft-forgotten department.

I promise I only took one at move in…

Staff Writer Linus Glenhaber futilely tries to convince you that his favorite style of architecture is not, in fact, terrible.

Senior Staff Writer James Perry throws down the gauntlet.

Hey Folks! Bwog had a wild and rough time this week. By rough I mean decently rough. Like very rough. Like exceedingly rough to the point that I am questioning the mental health of everyone who works at Bwog.