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In Defense Of: Multiple Choice

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 11 Comments

Not sure which section of your midterm to start with? Just remember: recognition is easier than recall. Free response evader Alexandra Svokos expounds on the beauties of fill-in-the-bubble. Stop lying, you secretly loved the SATs. Page after page of delicious bubbles, yearning to be filled in. Like SEAL Team 6 at a bar, all of […]

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SGA: Expect The Unexpected

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Unexpected correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on last night’s SGA meeting. Rep Council spent a significant portion of their meeting last night off the record, but came up for air now and again for a few moments of breaking-news decisions—this correspondent has a feeling it was just to keep her on her toes. The meeting began […]

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Student Affairs Cares! It Really, Really Cares!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 9 Comments

Walk into Lerner today to be greeted by a smiling CSA Student Affairs representative toting an artfully arranged tray of !free! cookies. The wrappers display CSA success stories and fun facts, so you can feel good while you eat. Come get cookies on silver wooden platters and have Kev$ho smile at you!

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Majors Don’t Matter In The Real World Anyway

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 14 Comments

Hello sophomores! As CSA has so generously informed you this morning, it’s time to declare your major! In case you haven’t heard, online declaration has already begun, but never fear–you have until 5 pm on Friday March 9th to ponder and panic and update your pros-and-cons list. If you’re ready and sure, though, click here to […]

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Bwoglines: Progression/Regression Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Progression: That kid on your subway car at 2 am wasn’t trying to raise enough money for a Four Loko–a Penn State junior is paying his way through college tap-dancing on the subway. (NYT) Regression: This is what happens when you rob from the Girl Scouts: or, how to get punched in the face by […]

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PrezBo And DSpar Comment On Obamanard Reactions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 176 Comments

Since the news broke Saturday morning that President Obama will be Barnard’s Commencement speaker, Bwog has been more or less blowin’ up with commenters’ reactions. Today, the folks over at the New York Times labelled the chaos “sibling rivalry,” and asked Columbia administrators and students what they make of it. PrezBo bit—quoteth the NYT: Lee […]

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Housingmaster: Division Decisions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 12 Comments

We’ll answer your esoteric housing questions. Send them to housing@bwog.com or leave ’em in the comments. Q: The Housing website says, “If your group does not select a suite in Suite Selection, your group may opt to stay together and select rooms in General Selection with the same appointment time, or your group may opt to break apart and select […]

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Mozzerodent’s Image Takes a Hit

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 8 Comments

If you give a squirrel some pizza… he’ll continue stealing slices until he makes his way into NYMag. At least, that’s what our latest animal celebrity has done, appearing on this week’s Approval Matrix squarely within the both “Despicable” and “Lowbrow” quadrant. We recognize that the path to fame and stardom is paved with danger, […]

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Cooking With Bwog

Overseen: Cooking With Bwog?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 5 Comments

These paper creations attempt to portray the hunger that millions of people around the world feel, the Human-Food Disconnect, and the art of creation in the kitchen. Or, they’re just awesome.

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Be The Change You Wish To See On Low

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 6 Comments

At first Bwog thought this might be a one dollar coin for PrezBo. Or maybe the medal of distinction Obama will be getting at Barnard? It turns out, you receive this piece of bling for being a kick-ass reporter. Can Bwog have it?

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Wanna Hang Out?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 0 Comments

Dear Friends, You may claim that midterms are occupying all of your thoughts, but we know what you’re really pondering is how to get involved with The Blue & White. Come over to St. Paul’s Chapel at 9 pm to pitch ideas for the March issue, eat some delicious treats, and consider the meaning of […]

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Free Food: Eat Your Brains Out

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 1 Comments

Bwog understands it’s midterm season and even we get too lazy to make ourselves ramen every now and again, too. So, if you’re interested in some free grub, make your way over to the Broadway Room in Lerner at 6:15 pm where the Committee on Global Thought will be providing free pizza, refreshments and a […]

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Why Was The CCSC 2017 Rep Vacancy So Under-publicized?

Joe Milholland 12

Benjamin Makansi
but really it's okay what even are the specifics of being a class rep
ccsc
ccsc blunders into the new year
class of 2017
Harsher absence policies
Not publicizing things
Ravi Sinha
vacancies

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Deantini Is In For A Big Surprise

Maddie Stearn 3

Bwog has a dizzying number of tags dedicated to Deantini
The two people solely responsible for the lost Deantini article are now on Bwog's board
This author can never meet Deantini in person
We can point to any robots-take-over-the-world movie and prove that machines are evil

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SGA Discusses Constitution, Winter Housing, and Drunk Bouncy Castle Jumping

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barnard does its thing
fill out surveys if you're cool
seems sketch that an SGA ad hoc committee revises SGA huh
sga
the (wo)man is keeping us down by not allowing us to bounce and drink
what's "problematic?" " that there are no barnard women on WBB or not any good enough for it?

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BunsenBwog: Brainsssss

Joanna Zhang 0

#notallzombies
brainsssss
BRAINSSSSSSS
Bunsen Bwog
BunsenBwog
but seriously great stuff is happening here
fuck rabies
they neutered one of the most deadly viruses that's fucking amazing
we <3 brains here at bwog
we appreciate men and women for their brains not their bodies
we like their amazingly juicy and delicious brains that is

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The Barnard Tunnel 2.0

Bwog Staff 2

barnard tunnels
if it snows really heavily won't all Barnard access basically be completely cut off?
poor tunnels
the tunnel system underneath columbia is freaking awesome
this is a lawsuit waiting to happen
too bad we can't use those tunnels

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Bwoglines: Unseen Results Edition

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brazil is just getting fucked every which away
Bwog: political pundit of Columbia
bwoglines
every Burmese person at Columbia is actually super chill
maybe Dilma Roussef will get Zika and everyone who wants to impeach her will be happy
my MAN Marco Rubio is coming in hot
Ted Cruz will never get the nomination so this is good for delegitimizing Trump
zika=ebola

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Field Notes: Tantalizing Temperature Fluctuations Edition

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field notes
nobody in bwog rushed a sorority this year but somebody rushed cumb - what does this say about us
not all field notes will be weather-themed we promise
some people's weekends were too hot (hot damn) (is this joke too old)
we're just impressed by the recent degree of temp variation - it's like a statistics prof is trying to make a really obvious example
we're like that kid in that one weird children's book who always wants it to be summer when it's winter and winter when it's summer

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The Cold War Of Coffee Cup Sizes

Bwog Staff 2

conspiracy bwog
first the red starbucks cups debate and now this
if it's a war of coffee shouldn't it technically be a hot war?
the next campus protest: leave our coffee alone
we are appalled. we are aghast.
we don't have enough money to deal with this
what next? will we have to start relying exclusively on the dining halls for coffee?

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