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GS 2011, Salute Your Valedictorian, Kira Boesch

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 27 Comments

Congrats to the academic champs of GS: Valedictorian: Kira Boesch professional ballet dancer, psych honors program, psych TA, Barnard toddler center research assistant, nursery school teacher, heading to clinical psych doctorate program on fellowship Salutatorian: Elliot Shackelford maintains full-time career as a pianist (performed at the White House 19 times!), GS tour guide, GSSC VP […]

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Columbia Goes Global: Studying Abroad

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 4 Comments

On April 20, Columbia hosted a conference called “Columbia Goes Global: The Next 50 Years,” featuring speakers like PrezBo and Kenneth Prewitt. Several Bwoggers headed over to cover parts of the event. The first installment comes from studying-anywhere-but-Butler enthusiast Victoria Wills, who reports from the “A New Way to Study Abroad” segment of the event. When […]

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Easter According to the Ding Dong Lounge

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 3 Comments

A tipster spotted the following Easter lineup at everyone’s favorite Columbus haunt, the Ding Dong Lounge. And by “everyone” we mean the six to 10 Columbia students who are willing to walk all the way down to 106th for a beer.

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 4/21

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 4 Comments

Weather.com, the sometimes scrooge of the internet, has lied to us before (read: yesterday). But since it’s only early-afternoon, we’re willing to invest some hope in its mostly sunny, high 50s prediction. In which case, you should grab your throwback Chewbacchanal sunglasses and stop by the Greenmarket, which promises a “nice full market.” The market will […]

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Your GS Class Day Speaker is Roger Leeds, GS ’66

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 8 Comments

In an email sent to graduating seniors, Dean Peter Awn just announced that the 2011 General Studies Class Day speaker will be Roger Leeds, a GS graduate (way way back when) and current professor at the School of Advanced International Studies at Johns Hopkins University. He may not have a Wikipedia page, but he does […]

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Post 4/20 College Daze

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 10 Comments

Heartbroken because of the change in date? Still hungry from yesterday? Didn’t care it was 4/20 then and wish we would stop making stupid references to it in Bwog posts, while simultaneously seeking free food and/or entertainment? If you answered yes to one or more of those questions, you’ll be happy to know that life […]

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Free Smoothies in Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 1 Comments

While originally suspicious of any e-mail tip regarding a “Three-Minute Shower Challenge” event, we were happy to read on and learn that the one taking place this afternoon will be both child-friendly and teeming with smoothies. Masturbation jokes aside, it’s Earth day tomorrow, which means that you should start celebrating today. And you can do so […]

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Bwoglines: Official Numbers and Names Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 4 Comments

Apple released its quarterly profit ($5.99 billion!), and it’s up 95 percent from their year-end quarter profit. This is partially chalked up to the sale of the iPhone 4 through Verizon, which began in February. iPads apparently did not sell as well as predicted, due to a supply constraint. (WSJ) Assemblyman Micah Kellner and State […]

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Police Activity in McBain

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 22 Comments

Several tipsters have confirmed that two students people were arrested in McBain about 15 minutes ago. They were led out of the lobby in handcuffs and taken away in a police car. The security guard in McBain reportedly says that the two were not Columbia students and the arrest “was the result of an altercation.” […]

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Battle of the Burgers

By Sylvie Krekow on Apr 20, 2011 59 Comments

We know you’ve been waiting a long time for Bwog to finally weigh in on the “newcomer.” But really, the question of the best burger in Morningside is so much more complex than a petty squabble between Five Guys and Mel’s. Thus, we’ve taken our time to really get our shit together. Burgers are complicated. […]

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QuickTix: Penultimacy

By Bwog Staff on Apr 20, 2011 0 Comments

QuickTix runs alternate weeks, and is driven by a noble and singular mission—to spread word of the TIC’s affairs far and wide. Tickets sold for on campus events this week: 1936 Campus events on sale now: Las Meninas: April 21st and 22nd, 8 pm, April 23rd, 2 pm and 8 pm, Minor Latham Playhouse, $5 w/CUID, […]

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Self-Actualized: College Kids’ Desire to Smoke, Eat, and Use the Internet

By Bwog Staff on Apr 20, 2011 11 Comments

CampusFood, in an apparent effort to get hip with the kids, sent out a ridiculous 4/20 email. It’s 4/20. Do you know where your munchies are? To make sure you’re fully supplied tonight, we’re dealing out a $4.20 coupon starting at 4:20pm EST. Enter coupon code at check out: PSAFOUR20 Come on. Drugs are bad, […]

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We Tried The Ricardo Morales Diet

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ants on a rod brings back those kindergarten memories
dear public safety friends
law and order and pizza
ricardo morales
ricky roo
that bite out of crime tasted like chicken
tippecanoe and ricky roo too

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The Official Lit Hum Drinking Game

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<3 THE BIBLE
ambrosia is the new drink of choice
can i ditch the health services cup and drink it in some ancient grecian pottery?
Dribkgin Wit Hbwog
drinking with bwog
drunk in (ancient western canon) love
homer more like HOMIEr
lit hum
the literary canon > cannon's
vomit free since 93? more like vomit free since 2 hours ago
what's that in ur cup?

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Bwoglines: You’re Fired Edition

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atheist swag
donald trump's combover get's me GOING
hillary more like ILLary
insert Bernie Saunders promo here
it's like the Scopes trial all over again
lili is from ATL
magic never noticed that Bwog's ID says that Bwog is 28
no more hocus pocus
the magic is gone
trump for president
trump versus hillary
who cares they're both for corporate America anyway

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Winter Storm Juno Survival Guide

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bwog knows best
closings
columbia going up on a tuesday
juneau
juno like the capital of alaska?
momma bwog wants you to stay warm but also avoid all responsibility
our prayers have been answered
should you be studying or should you be drinking?
we will survive
winter storm juno survival guide

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Field Notes: Back Out Our Coma

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bitch i'm back out my coma
field notes
hope you got more than one fake during your NSOP deal
interviews *sigh*
kanye aesthetic
notes from the field
still in carman help
who has ever bought champagne at mel's before
woman at amir's is maybe in GS

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Opening Remarks

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"10 reasons why you should drop this class"
@MyPoliSciProfessor
academic love is all bwog needs!!!
better turn your twitter to private now if you're aiming for a follow back
opening remarks
prezbo & the mattresses are up in mars
professor o'flaherty should invest in some cat sitting
sam smith
where is prezbo from anyway?

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Announcing New CC/SEAS Dean Of Undergraduate Student Life

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breaking
dean kromm

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Gear Up For Bacchanal Battle Of The Bands 2015

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bacchanal 2015
battle of the bands
bring jack black to bacchanal
CU/barnard has been getting mad at the man since 1968
down to darty only at bacchanal
dreams of crowdsurfing already
fountain girl 5ever
ironic integrity of your band name is also a considered qualification
we're still hoping it's tupac this year
you're tacky and i hate you

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