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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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Savoring Serenity: Pita Grill

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bwog restaurant reviews
good move setting up next to 1020
gourmet bwog
haikus
hummus: the food of the gods
mystery meat burgers hmmm
pita grill
this will taste good after 1020
we would eat anything for $3…okay not really
why can't i write my next paper like this?
you humMUST try it
yum drunchies

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BwogSports: The Lions Are Out–Go Watch Them Play

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better weather not sweater weather
bwogsports
Columbia has ranked teams
go support those teams
lightweights at rowing make lightweights at drinking
lots of season finales before finals
sneak peek
tennis going for that Ivy victory serve
the weather is finally getting better

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Commencement Approacheth

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ahh the end of the school year
commencement
farewell 2014
seems like just yesterday that the bleachers came down
the real world
under the bleachers is the best place to hide
where does the time go?
why do things have to change?

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How #Blue Are You?

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#OurBlue
blue to the bone
but really tho who went to football games?
bwog quizzes
get in the school spirit
pantone 290
shame on your if you're not #blue
so much more fun than your homework
today the skies are blue
we just #blue ourselves
you just #blue it

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LectureHop: Guns, PMCs, And Steel

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awkward power dynamics
bwog: defense expert
can't get enough panel discussions
eisenhower had something right
military industrial complex
roosevelt institute
this is where your tax dollars are going folks
we love our panel discussions

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Take Back The Night 2014: Rape Culture Is Not Some Buzzword

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"rape culture is not some buzzword"
attendance is everything
buzzwords
feeling the feeling
language is power
rallies and marches
sexual assault
take back the night
the nypd was there

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Bwoglines: Anomalies In The Universe Edition

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add more saturated fat to your morning meal
bugs are the nastiest
bugs gettin' frisky
bwog goes deep...into space
bwoglines
got my eye on a spot on Kepler -186f
hillary clinton leading the charmed life
if the child's first word is "president" then will she do it?
might not be healthy but it sure is delicious
outer space adventures
when do you think we'll be able to visit?

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The Heights Is Back?

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but soft what light over samad's gourmet breaks?
can it be true?
fire cannot kill a dragon
just in time for easter
the great citibank fire of january 2014
the heights slouches towards bethlehem
what is dead can never die
why couldn't the fire have taken possibilites@Columbia instead?

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