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Brave the Elements!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 0 Comments

Oh the weather outside is…miserable in every possible way. After Bwog fell face first in a puddle of slush, Bweatherman emeritus, Pat Blute, served us farm-fresh scrambled eggs and offered this comment: “Suck it Roker.” Grab your galoshes and stay dry, friends!

the first day of classes; even the gods are crying

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Call for Opening Remarks!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 40 Comments

New semesters bring new absurdity. On the first day of class, those crazy geniuses who walk among us young folk spice up the classroom with their funny, strange and wise words. Share your professors’ most outrageous openers in the comments. ‘Tis a tradition! And keep sending the semester’s silliest to tips@bwog.com. Image via Wikimedia

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It’s Over Already: Next Hearing Scheduled for March 1st

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 23 Comments

David Hu reports straight from the court Today’s hearing was a “calendar call,” and not that much really happened. In a hearing that lasted about 30 minutes the students were all called forward but none of them spoke. The lawyers of each of the defendants conversed directly with the judge, but no new information was […]

operation ivy league

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Bwoglines: Welcome Home Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 8 Comments

The latest in New York City hawk drama: Lola, one member of the red-tail hawk power couple, has flown the coop. Meanwhile Pale Male is canoodling with a younger chick. We trust Hawkma’s soaring above all the scandal. (NYPost) Whoah! We beat Cornell?! Major Kudos to men’s B-ball. (Spec) Apparently we’re “academically adrift.” In a new study, […]

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High-Profile Attorneys to Defend Students

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 7 Comments

The five students arrested in December for drug-related charges will be represented by high-profile criminal defense attorneys, who have previously represented the likes of the Wu-Tang Clan and Temeka Lewis, one of the defendants from the escort service patronized by former governor Eliot Spitzer, DNAinfo is reporting this morning. Jose Stephan Perez will be represented […]

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Operation Ivy League: The Trial

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 25 Comments

Chris Coles (CC ’12), Harrison David (SEAS ’12), Adam Klein (CC ’12), Joseph Stephen Perez (aka Stephan Vincenzo, CC ’12), and Michael Wymbs (SEAS ’11), who were arrested in Operation Ivy League, will appear in a hearing tomorrow at the Criminal Term of the Supreme Civil Court on 111 Centre St., beginning at 9:45 a.m. […]

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Hometown Nostalgia: Buffalo Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 4 Comments

In our last hometown tale from the March ’09 issue of the Blue and White, Katie Reedy defends her beloved Buffalo. And for those who’ve already moved back to school, we recommend this essay/love letter—perhaps the ultimate hometown piece. Friends, you’re living in the best city in the world. If you’ve ever talked to a […]

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Lost: John Jay Key # 560315

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 0 Comments

last seen 1/16/10. Could be around JJ/McBain/Ec need to find asap ach2149@columbia.edu

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Bwog’s Guide to the Book Market

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 15 Comments

Tomorrow begins a new semester, but you still have all of last semester’s books lying around and none for the Spring. Have no fear! In this “Information Age” we live in, there is a smörgåsbord of methods for dumping old books and purchasing new ones, and we’ve compiled a list of them for you. Online: […]

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Bwoglines: Talking Smack Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 4 Comments

At last night’s Golden Globes, the rich and famous came together to celebrate themselves, while us normal people gawked and asked “who they wore?” Gervais hurt some feelings, Helena Bonham Carter wore two different shoes, and The Social Network took home 4 pretty trinkets. (We love you, Aaron Sorkin!) This week in brouhahas, Amy Chua’s […]

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Hometown Nostalgia: Long Island and New Mexico Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 16, 2011 15 Comments

In this next installment of tales from homeville, hear from Daily Editor Liz Jacob on the much-maligned Long Island, and read a submission from New Mexico-native Simon Rimmele. Other reader dispatches are more than welcome. Send your photos and anecdotes to tips@bwog.com. Roslyn Heights, NY I live on Long Island. Specifically, I live in a small […]

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Free [Hidden Item]!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 16, 2011 8 Comments

Hidden behind this mass of hustlin’ and bustlin’ New Yorkers on 112th and Broadway is a man giving away free flavored beverages. Points to whoever can guess what they are!

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Dropping Cash, Dressing Up, And Dancing At The Barnard Gala

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a literal GALA
a torrid barnard love affair that has spanned five hot decades
barbour jackets and longchamp bags pretty much sum up barnard when we think about it
barnard
barnard annual gala
centennial scholars program
generous people who like to drink and eat
long island sex therapy
mediocre dancing at best
mentions of diana vagelos
open bar aw yeah
philanthropic interest also known as being rich and willing to share
slingin cash droppin a couple thou
speaking of normies...
the affluent
WASPy

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What If… SEAS Were A School Of Mimes?

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clearly understanding the function of the school of mines
creeptastic
fine we said funtion initially -- are you happy now??
Glass Cases of Emotion and You
History of Rocks and Things
school OF MIMES
The Art of Annoying Berets
things that annoy bwog
things that would have been awesome
we aced face-painting 101
what if

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What If… SEAS Were Still A School Of Mines?

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ah the Carman classroom
buying the university: that would spark a hell of a protest
Principles of Econ in your pj's
so CC really is essential to the development of character after all
subjunctive
the Balrog is coming
the future Manhattan gold rush
the mining team: Columbia's winningest
The School of Mines...of Moria
watch your backs financial engineers
what if

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A Safe Place To Share Aggressions And Ask For Eggs

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barnard gals
but really do you think anyone had a single egg?
facebook groups: the new best way to procrastinate
girls are gross sometimes
help a sista out
poopin in the shower: a memoir
things get weird for barnard 2017
we awake each morning to the fresh smell of saliva

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Senior Wisdom: Ryan Morgan

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"I also regret never petting on of Prezbo's dogs"
blunts in butler!
didn't realize scranton existed outside of "The Office"
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
talk infrastructure to me
the legend
the man
the myth

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Break Time Edition

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break time anytime
can't take a break for too long or we're fucked
dairy queen ice "cream" to look forward too
it's due time for a break?
may the riotous spirit of the 60s protesters be with you this week
study break saturday
we know there's still a whole week of finals but we just want a break
you'll be home with mommy soon

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Guys, Stop

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anatomy of a chair
bet he's not even getting any work done
finals is a time that crushes all of your dreams
He's her derivative because he's tangent to her curves
lady in the street but a freak in the library
not overseen
studying never feels that good
uh uh honey
we're not sure why she couldn't be doing work and he couldn't be going down on her

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The First Bwog Comment Awards

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bwog confesses to putting 1s in their exclamation points
don't you hate when people use 30 year olds to portray high school students in movies
first weekly doesn't sound quite as nice
iggy's "fancy's" school is not representative of real schools
or does bwog have butts?
pineapple in bwog's butt
we #trendy

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