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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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Free Chairs!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 9 Comments

Why the hell not, guys? Free chairs on the 4th floor of Schapiro CEPSR. That’s fun!

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JSchool to Obama: Don’t Prosecute WikiLeaks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 13 Comments

A good chunk of the Columbia JSchool faculty has signed a letter to Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder claiming that the recent publication of diplomatic cables by WikiLeaks is “protected by the First Amendment.” The faculty looks back a few decades and points out that “as a historical matter, government overreaction to publication of leaked […]

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Senior Wisdom: Misha Solomon

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"a huge dick whose ego couldn't be contained by our huge Pupin lecture hall" we luv u
"dogs' sexual organs"
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Figure Your Shit Out
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interesting stripper facts
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E-Board Appointments And Other GSSC Happenings

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FREE DINO BBQ
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night owl
ooh quorum fancy
owls can turn their heads all the way around and so can we
up on the fly p sure that's not actually a phrase but roll with it
who actually is andrew lawson

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SGA: DSpar Has The Flu

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binders full of women remember that
everyone has the bubonic plague sorry we meant flu
heads up we're not in vermont guys
look at those smiling faces
so much school spirit bwog's tearing up
wait does this mean we're going to have two llc's
why does bwog keep spelling flu "flue"

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Orgo Night Flyers Are Really Offensive/Awesome

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cumb
ideas for next quiz: which orgo night flyer are you
ok real talk what the fuck is g(tb)^2
ooh we forgot about midnight breakfast yummerz
scale of one to ten how offended are you
stand for orgo night it's basically the same thing as palestine
to be clear we love offensive it's like that gossip girl campaign in 2011

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Which Well-Known Columbia Professor Are You?

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applicability of your 8:40
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can we submit this for extra credit?
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move over buzzfeed
much more important than most buzzfeed quizzes
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which professor are you

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See The Varsity Show!

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bring granny to vshow quality bonding time
corporeal forms real talk we got that from susan bones' aunt in harry potter
social irrelevance as a direct correlation to not seeing vshow
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we heard this one is actually good
yellow yellow everywhere

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Bwoglines: People Saying Mean Things Edition

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a bulletin board app so pinterest
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good riddance bwog is your grandmother
gossip girl u mean dan humphrey ugh we're still mad about that
is gossip girl like god dead
people other than bwog saying mean things
shots fired
the first time every single one of bwoglines has actually fit the theme what does that mean
yik yak not to be confused with tic tac

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A Very Butler LiveBwog

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butler insanity
dark night of the soul
downward spirals are the least fun spirals
get ready to hear about some real shameful stuff
i bet you missed our fantastic liveblogging skills and commentary
it's crunch time
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we're doin' it live
who said liveblogging was just for housing

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