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Orgo Night: A New Direction?

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2016 3 Comments

Per Bwog tradition, we sent two fresh-faced first-years to review Orgo Night. Sanam Jalinous and Asya Sagnak did not hold back, even surprising some other Bwog staffers. Is this Bwog’s next big scandal? CUMB probably hopes so. Bwog isn’t new to taking jabs. Better yet – Bwog isn’t new to taking jabs, especially from our friends […]

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Senior Wisdom: Benjamin Kornick

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2016 13 Comments

Minus this very interesting photo, we know how talented, subtle, and composed Benjamin Kornick is. Which is why we gave him a senior wisdom. So that now, the world will, too. But the question remains: Did he ruin Bacch, or did he save it? Name, School, Major, Hometown: Benjamin Kornick, CC, Sociology with concentrations in […]

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Senior Wisdom: Shivani Vikuntam

By Senior Wisdom on May 06, 2016 6 Comments

The president of Barnard’s student government has been in the news a lot lately, so what’s one more article on Shivani? We love her and her outspoken attitude, so we figured she’d have a lot to say, and it turns out we were right… even about cheese. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shivani Vikuntam, Barnard College, […]

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Bwog In Bed: Killin’ It Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2016 0 Comments

At Columbia University, it can often seem as though everyone around you is killing it… and you’re… well… not. But most of the time, that’s all in your head! You just have to stay motivated. After all, in a week, this will all be over. Yikes, that sounded ominous, we just meant finals. Or did […]

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The Answers To Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2016 12 Comments

The first day of finals are tomorrow, which means we have a gift for you tonight. It’s not a Sweetgreen discount code, nor is it our roommate’s adderall. Instead we give you this semester’s Orgo Night script (even better than the Orgo exam answer key). Laugh, share with friends, and don’t forget to be offended. Enjoy! […]

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Senior Wisdom: Omar Abboud

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 9 Comments

SEAS Senior Omar Abboud may not have ever done the goddamn readings, but he learned enough in his time here to teach us a few things–like that it’s probably time to put down the computer and go to sleep. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Omar Abboud, SEAS, Operations Research with a minor in MESAAS (much to my […]

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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 3 Comments

We all know that Butler is far from the best place to be this time of year – it’s crowded, it’s stressful, and you can smell the stink of desperation from halfway across campus. So why not get out? You could go to Avery or LeFrak, attempt studying in bed (a tactic with mixed results) or […]

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Should You Stay, Orgo?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

Should you stay or should you go? Well, if that’s not a rhetorical question and you’re asking about Orgo Night, the answer is: go! Tonight at 11:59 pm precisely, all hell will break loose in Butler 209: CUMB is putting on its 69th “semi-annual” Orgo Night show/demonstration/what have you. Bwog will be there, of course, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 2 Comments

Some people are smart, but some people are *smart*. Barnard Senior Emily is one of the latter group and has some Jonah Hill-worthy tips on how to be as much of a moneyBALLER as possible during your time at school. Hint: smoking hookah in Hillel immediately ups your baller status 100 levels. Name, School, Major, Hometown: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 11 Comments

The RA we all dream of shows us Taylor Swift videos and gives us Nutella when we’re crying after our first freshman Chem exam. CC Senior Peter Bailinson is this dream-RA. Read on for the warm, fuzzy feeing your Death-Metal-loving RA never quite gave you. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Peter Bailinson, Columbia College, East Asian […]

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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

In a university-wide e-mail, PrezBo has announced that Gerald Rosberg will be Columbia’s new Senior Executive Vice President starting July. Who is the Senior Executive Vice President? Well, he is replacing Robert Kasdin, who left the position to go to Johns Hopkins. Kasdin, described by many as the right hand man to PrezBo, had been […]

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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]

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GSSC Says Goodbye For The Year

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gssc
gssc can do no wrong
i stan gssc

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Bwoglines: Pantless Burglar Edition

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bwoglines
bwoglines bitch
i legti had no idea japan had an emperor until now
mit

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Senior Wisdom: Cameron Davis

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Cam floats
cam takes a stand: the mouth is for having fun
Cameron eats PEEPS do you still trust him
Ec 1205
ec 1206
Eyebrow razor on fleek
Future K-Pop Star
Incoming anal yst
Jaw construction please use detour
Most likely to put a leg up
octogenarian
peeps
Scholar for the people

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A Final Meeting For Engineering Student Council

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engineering student council
esc
finally don't have to give up monday nights
honestly don't even know if I'm mad or relieved
nearly four years of ESC coverage and they didn't even give me a free shirt

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SGA Ends The Semester

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barnard is just so barnard
bertberg
can't stop won't stop
goodbye country yossi goodbye
goodbye it has been fun
I have no idea who write for bwog anymore
I may come back and do laundry here
leave a comment
leena!
lefrak has some dark secrets
lefrak will come back
prove that people read these
sga
You got this!

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Senior Wisdom: Evan de Lara

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absolutely THAT BITCH
curl pattern on fleek
evan physically and metaphorically gave me eyebrows
fashion icon fr whenever I see Evan's outfit at the club I feel a little more ugly inside lmfao she's so fly
have you seen her baby hair....... edges LAID
patiently waits for evans vogue cover
permanently serving looks
senior wisdom
the best thing to happen to glossier
you really will be minding your business eating a soft pretzel on the TKTS steps looking at Evan's face on a billboard

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Senior Wisdom: Anderson Peguero II

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"F*** IT NOW MY NAME" ARCHIBALD AL$O
"TELL ME THE TRUTH GUY$ ARE WE TOO OLD TO HAVE VALENTINE$?? LET'$ DI$CU$$"
$AMMY "SPEAKING OF KINGS DID U KNOW KING KRULE'S FIRST NAME IS 'ARCHIBALD' LMAO" $O$A
$I$CO
$I$CO "WAS $T VALENTINE A REAL PER$ON?? NO ONE EVER TAUGHT ME THIS" $OUL
$IR $EC
$ir $ecretary
aaaaaaaaaa the majority of the following tags are all literal email signatures from the man himelf
ANDER$ON 2: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO
anderson called all of his friends queen before it was cool if that doesnt say real one idk what does
ANDY ALL NIGHTER
any time u got an email from "bacchanal special events" it was really just anderson on the toilet
BIG PAPA BARTHOLEMEW
COLONEL CAP$ LOCK
CORNY "NEVA CRU$TY" CHRI$ CUPID
DJ 999 !!!!!!!
EZEKIEL "EAGLE$ WON B*TCHE$" EBENEZER
FREDDY "FORWARD THIS EMAIL 2 A FRIEND OR FEEL MY CURSE FOR 9.9 YEARS... THAT'S 118.8 MONTHS... WHICH IS REALLY LIKE 119 MONTHS... THATS HELLA MONTH$" FELIX FERNANDO
KA I$AAC "I THINK IM RUNNING OUT OF THESE HUMOROUS P$EUDONYM$" IGLE$IA
senior wisdom
THA DARK DEEJAY RETURN$
this man has had an android his whole like and somehow the devil still hasnt snatched him... watch your back king
TONY TOO-BROKE-FOR-TEXTBOOK$

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Columbia College Announces Spring 2019 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

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cc
columbia pbk
good grades
good life
such smart

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