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March 25, 20159:03 am 1 Comments
Internet art ;)
Have you watched Tina Fey’s latest show Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? This article looks at the show through the lense of Kimmy’s experience as an implied rape survivor. (New Yorker)
Yo, smokers outside of Butler, quit while you still (maybe) can! Look at these scary effects of smoking while pregnant. (Huffington Post)
Don’t know who Ted Cruz is or don’t know what his policies are like? The Onion has got you covered.
Have you seen Monica Lewinsky’s TED Talk? (We think you should watch it.) In her talk, she refers to the numerous rap songs that mention her, and here is the list of all of them. (New York Mag)
So alternative via Shutterstock
Tags: america, clickity click click, cute pup, fuck yeah, internet art, links, links: click on them, monica lewinsky, unbreakable kimmy schmidt, we quit smoking for lent (at least SOME of us did), wtf is tedx
September 14, 201110:00 am 1 Comments
It's not Halloween yet, you say? Then how do you explain this grab bag of political updates...?
Clever costume ideas via Wikimedia Commons.
Tags: bob turner, bwog loves weezy, bwoglines, john jay guest passes: myth or reality?, links, obama, out of season, politics, republicans, weezy f. baby
September 12, 201110:00 am 2 Comments
In case you forgot to read these yesterday.
Yesterday we joined our country to remember the events of September 11, 2001. Bwog was impressed, inspired, and engaged by media coverage of the 10-year anniversary. If you missed yesterday’s headlines, here are a few pieces worth reading.
Stack of print journalism via Wikimedia Commons.
Tags: 9/11, anniversaries, bwoglines, links, media, remembrances, summaries, the media
September 10, 20096:35 am 2 Comments
Bwog is still searching its Cabinet of Cleverness for a new name for the expanded morning news post. Share your ideas in the comments.
Yesterday the Museum of the City of New York opened a new exhibit celebrating the city’s “ultimate movers and shakers” in the last 400 years. But where is PrezBo in the list? (Museum of the City of New York)
MMA wants to meet everyone and see everything. She’s even planning office hours! (Spec)
Everyone’s pointing fingers downtown. One day before memorial services begin, construction on the Freedom Tower 1 World Trade Center has halted. (NY1)
Apparently there are people who actually read the emailed security alerts. Advice: don’t let sketchy people follow you into buildings. (Spec)
Dancers took over Sixth Avenue Wednesday night for the VMA rehearsals. Cabbies were shaking fists but tourists were snapping pics. Dr. Clarke was nowhere to be seen. (MTV)
Image via Flickr
Tags: lack of security, links, mma, not prezbo
September 06, 200912:43 pm 2 Comments
It’s time for AltSpec once again, in which Bwog reminds you that you’re far less successful than your esteemed colleagues.
Piglet flu took down Big Red and now it’s bearing down on light blue. Thankfully, “Dr. John Clarke” has some nearly-rhyming advice to avoid the sniffles.
Remember that you can always validate your choice of major with a hint of economics. Job market be damned, let’s all learn a dead language.
The last person to save Columbia from perpetual embarrassment decided his time was better spent steering engineers than Lions.
With our growing debt, we’re all going to be manic-depressives by the time we’re thirty, guaranteeing a similar fate for our alien mutants children.
The New York Times uses the cover of a restaurant “review” to spy on an unsuspecting Columbia couple eating lunch. “I’m already turning elitist” cries one, hiding his pride. Photo via YouTube.
Tags: AltSpec, links, no tag humor here
May 31, 200911:12 am 1 Comments
It was this man’s vision to lead SEAS, of all things.
Columbia grads spawn from the east coast to represent the entire country around the world.
Green monkeys. Chalfie’s dream finally comes to pass.
We’re far too busy cleaning up to fix the problem.
Back in the day, anti-Semitism was endemic.
It’s Ebola, but it’s not ebola.
This school may not have decent sports, but it offers solace to those who picked champion institutions.
Tags: AltSpec, ebola in your pinkberry, links
May 10, 20092:46 pm 3 Comments
Thanks to one of the few female graduates in the early days of the law school, copyright law was blessed with the “fair use” clause. Here’s to in-class movies and music.
Measles, mumps, and rubella are frightening now, but as a child you would have preferred putting off your immunization visits to being saved from disease.
A ‘72er (not to be confused with a ’68er) has some words of wisdom for ambitious New School and NYU “protesters.”
The adults have found out about college kids’ drug of choice. Run!
Professors will get even less work done next semester. The world’s largest collection of pop music since the 1950’s will be available for use by Columbia professors soon.
Tags: 1972 not 1968, adderall and bad choices wrapped up with string, AltSpec, diseases, drugs, links
May 03, 20098:11 am 6 Comments
Stop panicking about lil’ piggy flu. We’ve found a way to make it politically incorrect.
The only reason we have a potential pandemic is all those corrupt doctors. Free Viagra be damned, we want our vaccine!
The 2013’s are signing away their souls (on Facebook). Columbia has the fewest downsides—compared to Cornell.
Hopefully they’ll face better economic times. One Columbia graduate has found fame in, erm, illicit affairs.
For the rest of us, Yankees’ seats are becoming more affordable (if you were paying thousands of dollars to begin with).
Leave all of that behind. If you’re stuck at home because the big, bad economy took your job, rest assured that it’s the best for your GPA.
Tags: AltSpec, class of 2013, corruption, links, SWINE FLU!
April 26, 200912:42 pm 12 Comments
Match the quote to the speaker. To give you a break from problem sets, it should be pretty easy, but answers after the jump anyway. Good luck!
Answers after the jump! (more…)
Tags: AltSpec, earth day, earth institute, environment, games, links, madonna constantine, stiglitz, tuition, When You Wish You Had A Second-Grader's Tear-Out Workbook
April 19, 200910:26 am 2 Comments
Another blog has discovered our friend Sarah Dooley. Yes, her character is a lot like Michael Scott, but so much cuter!
A Columbia grad student played in that intertubes-inspired concert at Carnegie Hall: “I haven’t hardly played at all.”
Drought in Africa: yes, it could happen, and it’s happened before: “startling.”
Ever wonder what happens in that underground lab by Avery? It’s the behavioral labs for the Center for Research on Environmental Decisions. A reporter discloses the horrors within.
Studying at a university that crushes your self-esteem, remind yourself now and again that you have skills. It’ll raise your grades by one third of a grade. Hopefully. Maybe.
The J-School, with PrezBo’s impetus, is leading the way in adapting its curriculum to the post-print world. In love with newsprint? First, learn Photoshop.
The world’s largest collection of pop music is now available for your perusal at a library near you. Hopefully, most of it is pre-Britney.
News flash: Ivy League tuition is expensive. So we’ve signed up for a government supplement fund to help GI’s complete their education here.
Tags: africa, AltSpec, grades, links, outlandish behavior, sarah dooley, The Little Engine That Could, tuition, youtube
April 12, 200910:41 am 0 Comments
The weekly “Gee, really?” news of the week: replacing soda with water is healthy. In fact, water even has fewer calories.
The Chronicle is careful not to judge when reporting on Massad’s probable tenure. It’s just been a “rocky road,” but not the delicious kind.
Harvard was mentioned in global media more often than Columbia last year. A quick, biased investigation suggests that it was merely to save newsprint; “Harvard” has one fewer letter.
Finely-aged conservatives whine about kids these days. We’re “radicals,” “attacking” the social order. Imagine the bridge club chaos that would ensue if the status quo were altered.
Payouts and salaries are dropping across the board, but publishers are desperate. Meghan McCain’s book was just sold for “high six figures” in an auction. Of course, nobody seems to know exactly what the book will be about.
Journalism’s flailing has been a gift for the J-School: the number of applicants has soared and the number of entry-level jobs is expected to increase, as well. Veteran reporters, no longer employed, are turning to academia for fulfillment.
Tags: AltSpec, links, these economic times
April 05, 20092:48 pm 3 Comments
At the Double Discovery center, they confirm and reconfirm that dating abuse is just not okay.
Our pediatric neuroscience department was managed by a fraudster. John Bzdil pleaded guilty on Tuesday for defrauding Columbia for $180,000 used for personal expenses.
Miller Theatre has a “new” director. Granted, she was the acting director since October.
A Columbian is related to the host of the most listened-to radio show in America. “Now please stop judging me by my last name.”
Senior Justin Floyd revealed his taste for conservative dress to Meredith Vieira.
Tags: AltSpec, conservatives, fraud, journalism school, links, miller theatre
March 29, 20098:04 am 5 Comments
Irvine R. Levine, style guru, insisted on his bowties and the use of his middle initial during his forty-five years at NBC.
The former Weatherman and 1968 revolutionary Mark Rudd has released his new memoir, but The Wall Street Journal is far from impressed.
An oddly-specific study shows that fast food makes people fat. For 50%, never fear: aerobics improves male heart health only (sorry, Barnard).
Columbia is making peace with the neighborhood, and UTS is making peace with the earth.
The man is frightened that Wikipedia will mean academic demise. Revolt, peons – Britannica calls your name.
Tags: AltSpec, links
March 22, 200910:51 am 2 Comments
Locally – Our women’s archery coach demonstrates that arrows can indeed puncture humans.
Internationally – We’re not opening international campuses, just research facilities. All the glory, none of the undergrads.
Internally – All those Twinkies in your college diet will make you forget everything you’ve learned.
Virtually – He got a journalism Master’s here, now he’s reinventing the editorial(izing) process. And he’s not writing for Bwog.
Underwater – Yes, the glaciers really are melting. We’re just double-triple-checking.
March 15, 20093:55 pm 5 Comments
To exams: Who were you fooling with all of those hours you spent in Butler last week? Not the good people at Cramster.com, apparently — the cheatsheet site reports more traffic from Columbia than any other school. So this is how you were using those WiFi maps.
To global warming: Emitted in Texas, sequestered in Memphis? A new map shows where rocks can store excess carbon dioxide. Watch out, Sprayregen: Columbia’s moving into the storage business, too.
To fat kids: The closer the fast food, the fatter the students. Considering the nearest McDonald’s is about five blocks from campus, Columbia might be in the clear, but just think what obesity rates must be like at Hamburger University.
To costly journalism: Attention, bankrupt media outlets! The J-School wants your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for a paycheck. Provided they submit three clips and a cover letter, of course.
To low attendance: People do actually watch sports at Columbia. Particularly women’s basketball. If you don’t believe us, check out this nifty press release.
Tags: AltSpec, columbia in the news, links, you've got questions we've got sarcasm
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