Even though it’s April Fools’, these Bwoglines are no joke!

Sure, you could check the housing website yourself, but do you really want to?

Beautiful EC, crown jewel of partying seniors and people looking for killer views of the Greatest City in the World™.

ESC is back via Zoom! Today, they discussed a constitutional amendment regarding the senior class council and the 3-2 representative. ESC also discussed and decided when elections would occur. ESC Bureau Chief Lori Luo reports from California.

Wien Hall! Along with being the low-hanging fruit of dorm puns, it’s the dorm that has singles… with sinks. Need I say more?

Explore a world of stationery you never knew you needed in your life with News Editor, Lauren Kahme.

In the midst of chaos, we can all take these moments to try and chill out and be kind to the people around us. As well as wash your hands and support workers.

Here at Bwog, we are practicing all the necessary social distancing and isolation possible, but that doesn’t mean we don’t still get up to various shenanigans. Some things truly never change…

All we want is a mansion for a dorm, is that so hard to ask?

Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda can’t actually fight people while responsibly socially distancing, so this will have to do.

Woodbridge: an underrated alternative to EC.

Some housing group names are just inherently better than others.

Things may be all COVID-19 all the time, but there are still some bright moments, like, uh, Belarusian soccer?

Down for great views, close proximity to Riverside, and the occasional kitchen mouse? Carlton Arms is the place for you!

If you’re bored and can’t leave your lodgings, why not treat yourself to some fancy but simple-to-make fettuccine alfredo? Minimal effort is required for maximum results with this recipe.