Writing Fellow Sarah Braner did the unthinkable. What followed defies even the most abstract of logic. But it did happen.

Bwogger Sam Losee hasn’t seen her favorite bodega cat lately, and this is deeply upsetting to her. She hopes this post will help her find him, or at least ease the yearning.

Housing selection is coming up, and it’s never too early to set the scene for what you expect. 

Menstruation sucks sometimes, but it sucks less when you can readily find menstrual supplies in campus bathrooms. 

Didn’t you get the memo? The world is ending.

And other items that Morningside Heights establishments should start selling. 

Any similarities to the actual experiences of pre-med students have been gleaned from late-night Slack conversations. 

So useless to deride, so useful to descry: Ferris, the best dorm on campus, gets described. (Note: This is the first of Bwog’s annual Housing Reviews. Check back soon for more.)

Do you ever make a grammatical error so foolish that you question your own intelligence? Do you rely on spell-check to spell the words yesterday, restaurant, and tomorrow? Have you ever sent a text that says “I’ll be there in a sex”? Cause, same. 

Bwog staffer Will Lyman, inspired by Beta Theta Pi’s recent “Dante’s Inferno” event, reimagines the Literature Humanities curriculum as party themes.

One key part of being a student at Columbia: being CAVA’d. Here are the reviews.

Take a compatibility test to see if you and your potential roommate are a “perfect” match!

Bwog staffer Will Lyman has made it his life goal to sneak into the elusive Lerner Hall undetected. Today, he shares his story.

Duality was the name of the game this weekend for Bwog.

This is a PSA about color combinations in the Diana smoothie line, for regulars, occasionals, and (most importantly) newcomers.