Ah yes, summer. Who needs an exclusive membership to a UES hot yoga studio when you have an all-access pass to New York’s (actual) hottest club – the Wretched Land of No God, Dante’s 0th circle, otherwise known as the boiling pits of an underground MTA subway station on a 85-degree sunny day? Like a rusty subway car (so […]

If you’re anything like we were, you’ve already thought A LOT about what you’re bringing to college. Here’s our essential list of things you should and shouldn’t be bringing to Barnumbia.  The Basics (Shit You Should Already Know To Bring)  Mattress pad/topper Social security card/birth certificate/passport (you’ll avoid having to overnight it when you inevitably […]

This Bwogger knows she won’t be touching anything remotely academic for the next three weeks at least. Maybe she won’t even leave the couch. Here are some Bwog Staffer recommendations for what to watch now that we’ve all finally been released for the summer!

********* is horny for this one.

The Bwog Slack Server has faced God and walked backwards into Hell.

You’ve finished your final exams and declared “fuck you” to your final essays. What now? How should you spend your final hours on Columbia’s campus? How should you say goodbye? Look no further! Bwog Staffers have compiled this list of favorite ~goodbye traditions~ just for you.

Sarah Harty has a bone to pick with this so-called “Walkable Skylight.”

Ezra Koenig this, Ezra Koenig that. We get it, Vampire Weekend graduated from Columbia. This Bwogger knows we can’t all be VW fans, so here’s a playlist of Columbia alumni (and current students!) who are also artists/composers!

Are you about to jet set right out of here or are you still struggling? Take this quiz to find out and best of luck on the rest of your finals!

Didn’t get any senior scramble matches? zes2111 is a waaaaarm plate of scrambled eggs

AAAAAAAH! (WE HAVE MOUTHS AND WE WILL SCREAM!)

Get yours in before you leave campus, with zero consequences!

We all know (and hate) the sign in policies implemented across the university. Bwoggers are here to share our stories of the dumbest reasons we’ve had to be signed into dorms of different colleges.

Welcome to BwogAnswers, a new weekly series! Each week, we answer a question from our readers about Columbia. Leave us a question, or a response to this week’s q, down in the comments!

This crotchety old man we found eating in John Jay shares his wisdom and won’t tell us how he got in here!