Deputy Editor Vivian Zhou and Staff Writer Caroline Mullooly review happy hour at Eli’s Wine Bar, a new spot in the place of the infamous Infamous Bistro at 1012 Amsterdam Avenue.

Curious as to how cold it is? Well, you’ve come to the right post. It’s Fucking Cold, and if you aren’t sure what that implies, I’m here to tell you.

One Bold, Barnard Bwogger ventured into The Stacks for the first time in search of a silent study spot. Instead, she met the lifeless, scared-shitless abyss known as The Stacks.

An account of the signs and omens which preceded the Wien laundry meltdown, and of the disorders surrounding its occurrence. It can also be added that those who were present during the disaster found out and gave an account of many things that happened during it, things that others did not know.

Serial procrastinator and stressed staff writer Nicki Camberg didn’t feel like studying for her midterms. Instead, she compiled all the things she and the rest of Bwog have been up to instead of being productive and furthering their education. 

What better way to spend your fall break than reading something that’s not required? (Gasp, I know right, radical). For today’s edition of Bwog Book Club, Bwogger Daniel Ortega-Venni brings to you the W.I.T.C.H. Graphic Novel series!

Pour one out for any TA on campus today.

When going out tonight, remember this: what if you become the Canadian Prime Minister in 40 years? 

Happy Halloween! Where are all my Barnard girls who somehow got into this school but still manage to procrastinate in every single aspect of their lives? This one’s for you!!

There’s something very, very strange in these old halls. Did Senior Staff Writer Jake Tibbetts’s classroom mix-up stem from a lapse in memory… or was it something more similar? Read on to find out.

Vibe Check (\vīb\•\chek\): A process by which a group or individual obtains a subjective assessment of the mental and emotional state of another person, place or thing.

I overheard you singing in the Diana 3 study room and so did literally everyone else.

Dear CU finance bros, Jealous of all your pals geeking out about their favorite alumni? Feeling lost, like you have no one you can look up to? Look no further, for what I’m about to share will have your heart beating faster than when you hear that there’s a UBS rep on campus.

I asked CC students to define some engineering terms, and the results were…interesting

A very serious and very real Barnard group is looking for a new member.