Hi, it’s me, telling you to take a nap and providing you with the information to do so. 

Columbia University in the American South? Bwog decided to simulate that possibility.

Senior staffer Levi Cohen on the dark horse of the prepared salad bar.

Do you have neighbors who have really loud sex, and who also happen to be assholes? Bwog is here to help.

Curious as to where you can escape from the feathered furies that run this campus? This anonymous bwogger will tell you the real hot spots where you can finally find peace and solitude…

Apparently it’s the Year of Water here at Columbia. Bwog jumps in on the bandwagon and drinks some water. This article just like WATERLICHT, except nobody wants to take pictures of it and there isn’t a line outside the club.

You know that moment when you’re fishing in your bag for your phone charger and gradually begin questioning why you haven’t felt it in there yet, and then your heartbeat quickens and the dread sinks in as you realize it’s not there? Yeah, it sucks. But it’s ok! Because we’ve all been there. 

Bwog is like Gossip Girl but better.

Bwogger James Perry explains a recent change in Barnard College’s publicity decisions.

It was approximately 19:30 p.m. on Tuesday when the victim, Victoria Arancio, entered John Jay to partake in the Taste of Italy event. Instead of having a casual and fun meal, her dinner party led to her demise: but what was the cause of her untimely death?

TeaHop: The tea selections of Columbia’s dining halls, reviewed! In this half-assed review, I attempt to give you some insight and guidance for your next tea drinking experience. 

Staff Writer Andrew Wang dares to compare the scholarly activities of a Columbia University student to a 2-hour marathon, and we are here for it. 

I guess balcony seating and made-to-order food lines just weren’t bougie enough for #TeamFerris, because guess which dining hall just got a brand-spankin-new Nescafe machine? Yup, that’s right. Coming to you straight from a first-year’s dorm coffee machine that they will only use twice this semester, it’s CoffeeHop: Ferris edition!!!

Staff Writer Josh Tate tackles the enigmatic and mysterious game of squash by delving deep into the sweat-soaked guts of Dodge. He went in wondering what squash is and came out in a word, enlightened.

Bwogger Nicki Camberg is tired of hearing the story of the founding of Barnard every time she leaves her dorm, and has decided to address this issue head on.  We were all once there. Bright eyed and bushy tailed, high school juniors not yet broken by the college admissions process or college itself.  You and your […]