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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]

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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]

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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons

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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]

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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction. Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]

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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]

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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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Salve for the Steamed, Summer Soul

By Bwog Staff on Jun 27, 2012 12 Comments

Most Columbian undergrads only live in the city for the nine cooler months out of the year. Those who have remained for the summer observe a city-wide, metaphysical transformation. Brief experience with the truly oppressive combination of ~100 degree weather and giant concrete/metal heatsinks forces a renegotiation of one’s relationship with basic infrastructure. “Urban jungle” takes […]

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Bwog Out: Spring 2016 Semester In Review

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britt fossum the saddest of columbia boys
bwog out
bwog turned 10!
cu apartheid divest
never forget "tequila sunsets over theta brownstone"
prez ben
rae schermerhorn
sadcolumbiaboys
semester in review
spring 2016
Tampongate
that DAMN statue
Theta Is A Very Feminist Sorority
Weekend at Bollinger's or Extended Vacation at Bollinger's?

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Senior Wisdom: Britt Fossum

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britt is the real wonder woman
hungarian panic attack
hungarian pastry goth
hungarian pastry shop
ivy league goth
sad columbia boys
sad columbia girl
sadcolumbiaboys
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2016
St Augustine
we'll miss you :'(

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Senior Wisdom: Joseph Powers

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bragging about Bwog - Brwogging
bwog dad
dumplings
jjp
JJP wants you to turn in late homework *gasp*
joseph powers
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2016
sucker for the core

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Senior Wisdom: Eric Cohn

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bwog love always
eric cohn
ex-various is my new position
nightline
no ragrets
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2016
that's a sexual way to eat a pizza slice
treat yo self

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Pretentious Summer Reading List

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"columbia university in the city of new york" sounds so pretentious
#longreads
bonus points for original language
books
But what if I can't find my pipe?!
Bwog has a lovely collection of pipes
erudite
is it pretentious to make fun of pretentious people or is it just really incredibly pretentious?
moore's utopia is a statue
pretentiousness
so few ladies we're sobbing
summer reading
what makes the classics classic????
you should probably study a thesaurus so you can keep up in casual conversation

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Bwog In Bed: Renewal Edition

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balloons
BOATS
bwog in bed
celebration
comment awards are the best
god bless bwog commenters
I wonder who's dailying today oo mystery

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SEAS Student Nayla Kidd Reported Missing

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Finding Nayla
Missing Persons Alert
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Senior Wisdom: Alexander Pines

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alexander pines
antagonism is a way of life
be the subaltern
beta is the best frat
don't know what you did to antagonize them but
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subaltern

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