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Waterless in Watt

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 5 Comments

Update, 12:22 pm: The drought has ended! Water is back on, twenty-three minutes ahead of schedule. If you’ve spotted flocks of robed Columbians bee-lining for McBain, it may not be what you think it is. According to our resident Watters, there is “absolutely no water in Watt.” And Housing estimates that there won’t be until […]

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Bwoglines: Your V-Day, But Worse Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 0 Comments

Did you kick back with a favorite salty snack? At least you didn’t spend 2.7 billion on it. (CNN) Did Valentine’s with your sweetie fall short of expectations? At least you’re not being charged with disorderly conduct to the second degree. (LA Times) Did you seek love in wildlife? At least—unlike Shakira—you probably had the sense not to pet […]

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Personals: St. Augustine, A.D 354

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 12 Comments

Bwog proudly presents that most desired bachelor of the past millennium. Interested parties, contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll provide $10 for your hot date. And don’t worry if you don’t get the jokes — we didn’t read Confessions either. Name, Year, School, Major: Augustine a.k.a. Auggie, C ’87, Ascetic Studies Preference: Lowly mortal seeking passionate divine love […]

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Lecture Hop: The Obama Middle East Debate

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 4 Comments

Yesterday, Low Library played host to an impassioned, rollicking debate on our two most fight-provoking intellectually stimulating topics: Obama and the Middle East. International correspondent Brit Byrd ventured into the scene to report. Last night’s Obama Middle East Debate, hosted by Turath, the Arab Students Organization, certainly presented a variety of views and opinions, but audience […]

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Tenured Ever After

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 21 Comments

The only type of relationship that will always be adorable. For those of you who haven’t been here long enough to learn everything about your professors’ personal lives, we’ll repost a report on love in the academic world from a 2008 edition of the magazine. You may have seen them walking together down Low steps, […]

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A Little Late To The Party

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 14 Comments

You may have noticed it pop up on your Facebook newsfeed…three thousand times. Columbia has finally jumped on the relevant bandwagon and created its very own meme collection. These posts mainly consist of Columbians doing what Columbians do best—complaining.

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SGA: Pretty In Pink

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 2 Comments

Bwog’s wisest correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on yesterday’s SGA meeting. If last night is any indication, Rep Council ought to have a pretty fulfilling V-Day; last night’s meeting welcomed a hearty number of visitors to the Diana Café, and even scored some swag in the process. Rep Council’s first guest of the evening was the honorable […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: Losing My Grip

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 1 Comments

“Freedom is what you do with what’s been done to you.” -Jean-Paul Sartre

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A Cappella Cupids

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 5 Comments

A morning lecture in Barnard today was unexpectedly interrupted—by love. One lucky lady was serenaded by the Columbia Kingsmen, as captured in this amateur video below. Look through the wobbly lens into the face of passionate devotion, captured in 45 seconds or less. Bwog wishes a happy Valentine’s Day to all, even those who didn’t […]

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ESC: Election Rules, Carlton Improvements, and CCE GPAs

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from last night’s ESC meeting. The majority of the meeting was spent discussing the new election bylaws of the ESC constitution. As reported last year, the ESC will begin holding public e-board elections this year. Under the changes, the members of the senior class council will choose one of its members to […]

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Bwoglines: Forever Alone Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 2 Comments

To get off to a bright start: some think that it might not be that bad to be alone. Become part of the debate on the pros and cons of living solo. (NYT) After you make your decision and fall into inevitable despair, New York tells you how to drink tonight based on your personal […]

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Personals: Simon Jerome, CC ’13, and Eric Hickam, GS ’14

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2012 36 Comments

Bwog presents two more eligible bachelors. Interested parties should contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll send you love birds off with $10 for your date. Name, Year, School, Major: Simon Gregory Jerome, 2013, CC, MESAAS Preference: Guy for guy Hometown: Waldorf, Maryland Dream Date in 7 words or less: Anything out of this DAMN cold. What redeems you […]

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In Defense Of: Not Studying At Butler

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butler
butler or panem? we just don't know
ido
In Defense Of
is betsy trying to stream jessica jones in the library
pro tip: find those black swivel chairs in butler 301 and use them as portable study stations so you don't need to fight over actual seats
tfw u start forgetting what ur bed looks like because u've slept in butler 301 for the past week
THE DREADED B-WORD
we bet some of you are at butler reading this right now

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Bwog In Bed: Key To Success Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog is trash for snapchat stories and historical musicals
forget bombing agrabah we want to move to agrabah so we can tap into the supply of young rich hot disney princes
if hamilton wrote the other 51 you can study for your goddamn environmental science final
overheard at barnard is a national treasure
THEY don't want you to know who THEY are
THEY don't want you to leave butler
THEY don't want you to succeed
when butler is still completely full at 4am and you lowkey lose your faith in the world

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From The Issue: Occupied On Wall Street

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Ah yes the obsession with finance and consulting
cce
halp we need jobs
hire us
If we're Momma Bwog and The Blue and White is our parent mag does that make them Grandmomma?
OCR
We heart The Blue and White

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Senior Wisdom: Radhika Gupta

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Ah yes the lovable concrete jungle
THE FERRIS CATERPILLARS LIVE ON
We all have special feelings about those grilled cheese sandwiches
we heart data
what's Southfield?
what's sunshine?

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Closing Remarks: “Go Out And Get Drunk!”

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can we take classes at JTS
candy
chocolate
closing remarks
democracy
encouraged drinking
hamilton forever
Intro Yoga lmao
miller forever
politics
profs gone wild
trying to get good evals
voting
wish Ellsburg was our teacher #fame

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Gift-Buying For Campus Archetypes

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adderall
chocolate
christmas
FitBit lmao
gifts
gym rats
holiday
presents
take a study break to shop!
the best gift is love though am i right
whoa we want a pill organizer PLEASE
working hard or hardly working

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Baking (Lerner) With Bwog!

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"barely holding it together" is the story of our life
a metaphor for the administration
almost looks like a drunk hansel and gretel pieced it together
baking with bwog
broken house broken dreams
bwb
does decorative candy ever get eaten tho? ever?
does this fulfill our visual art requirement?
lerner looking fine af
no ragrets
snip the tip
so many allusions to brokenness

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Bwog In Bed: Millennial Dating Edition

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asshole
but at least the police did something right
capitalism is literally taking over the world and destroying all forms of good
dating
dating at columbia
dating in the 2010s
emotional boys
finally got what he deserves
ghosting
ghosting via dating app is most acceptable form of ghosting
ginseng strip
martin shkreli
sad boys 2002
sweden
the league–elitism in a nutshell
why would you ghost your student
yung lean

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