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From the Issue: Unconventional Living

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 4 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new engineering […]

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Bwog in Bed: So Close Yet So Far

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 5 Comments

More than halfway there! People lucky enough to be done with finals have started leaving already, but probably like most of you, Bwog is still slumped in bed dreaming of Milano sandwiches and about not having to take this exam in two hours. It’s an oral one, do you think we can bring food? Bwogline: […]

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Actual Wisdom: Sam Moyn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 40 Comments

Sam Moyn, a professor of intellectual history, does not like smart phones, and is not down to chat about cheese. He claims to be neither famous, special, nor wise, but we beg to differ. Here is his Actual Wisdom: Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I teach existentialism in my classes, so I find it […]

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Overseen: As If They Were Really Studying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 3 Comments

Some students in a Butler study room, have gone mad, putting their hope of safety in a wooden/paper wall. Spoiler alert: Athenian glory is only temporary.

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Happy Chanukah Cholumbia

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 10 Comments

Bwog wishes you a very happy Hannukah! (Pro-tip: It’s pronounced with a throaty “h” sound, not like “ch” in chat). Right now, Chabad is celebrating with a massive menorah on Low, and Hillel is sponsoring candle-lighting in Shapiro, Carman and the Barnard Quad. Spin gimels, stuff your face with free donuts, and wash it down […]

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Blue Java Begins Limited Run of “Vintage” Cup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 5 Comments

You may have noticed this dope ass coffee cup at Blue Java this past week. Columbia is no stranger to ’90s throwbacks, or puns. This cup seamlessly integrates both. According to Rosie Fernandez over at Dining, “This is a vintage blue java cup that we brought back for finals.” Can we keep ’em Pa, please? Cup […]

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From the Issue: Dan Weinstein

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 26 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new engineering campus, and the politics […]

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Vincenzo Pleads Guilty, Coles Back in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 21 Comments

Update, 9:45 pm: According to the New York Post, Chris Coles is back in jail after failing a court-mandated drug test. He will return to court December 22nd, and will still have a chance to enter the treatment program he was granted diversion to in November. The AP reports that Stefan Vincenzo has pleaded guilty […]

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A Few Of Our Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog reads you! Enjoy a random walk though the past months via our favoritest of the favorite comments: “…The horse porn was still playing. He pulled the headphone jack out without looking away. And then I heard a sound no human should ever hear, a sound like Jenna Jameson in a glue factory. I ran…” […]

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Overheard: Self-Awareness Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 6 Comments

Lend us your ear as we eavesdrop on the heated debate casual conversation of two Nussbaum patrons re: multiplication tables and the the real definition of “precociousness” (it’s Bwog, and you know it). Nussbaum Patron 1: I was very precocious. I remember that in third grade, I argued with my teacher about whether their definition of […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Terrible Twos(day)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 4 Comments

The good news: it’s Tuesday; this semester’s finals will cease to be your concern within the next 72 hours. The bad news: your sleep cycles, thesis title, life, and hair are all totally a mess. But wait—more good news! We’re inviting you to join us in our (very exclusive) bed for a few short minutes […]

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A Man of the People

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 30 Comments

A short while ago, a tall, well-dressed, middle-aged man strolled into Butler and started handing out candy canes to disheveled students. Grinning and making polite conversation, he proceeded confidently from the café to the third floor. Bemused bookworms naturally sent a flurry of tips, having cottoned on to the fact that this was not another […]

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Columbia Professors Get Wedlocked

Ross Chapman 0

'the perils of marriage equality' makes it sound like marriage equality is hiding out in the woods somewhere waiting to jump on us with an axe
hide your wife/husband/significant other
if it is lurking in the woods we're probably safe at columbia since we have so few trees
lecturehop
marriage equality is coming to get you
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#TBT: The Deep Roots Of Barnard’s Magnolia Tree

Mia Lindheimer 0

#tbt
bwog loves maggie
everyone loves maggie
she's a strong independent tree who don't need no man
was barnard really barnard before maggie arrived?
where would we be without our favorite tree?

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If You Want To Decrease Your Stress In A Class, Your Day Is Today

Bwog Staff 2

academic calendar
barnard lets you use classes you're taking p/d/f/ for nine ways requirements!!
go barnard! 4 for you barnard!
legitimized slacking off is a good kind of slacking off
thanks columbia for taking away our stress in the little tiny ways
will your professor be disappointed in you for p/d/f-ing their class? probably not. they won't know about it
wish we could take every class p/d/f

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Bwoglines: It’s Gonna Be Okay Edition

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are there any problems that can't be solved by a baby panda tbh
bwog watches a lot of netflix possibly too much
bwoglines
just put a baby panda in the same room as a bunch of world leaders. they'll be compelled to compromise on at least something
like if you remember david tennant in doctor who
what is ben carson's campaign team doing? how do they not know where ct is? (then again does anyone not from ct know where ct is?)

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RIP FroSci?

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Deantini is actually amazing
field trips omg
FroSci needs to go
literally anything is better than FroSci
Rough Guide to the Universe is actually a cool name
so it's like LitHum but with science
the end of science

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Get Educated (And Free Food) During Trans Awareness Week

Bwog Staff 3

free field trips
free films
free food
free ice cream
get educated
look up "delicate shades of pink and blue" if you didn't get our reference
so much FREEDOM
the IRC is actually used for things? who knew
Trans Awareness Week

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BunsenBwog: Cough Cough

Joanna Zhang 0

BunsenBwog
drink more gin and tonics if you go to Southeast Asia
ebola is scary
malaria is one of the worst things to suffer through
resistance of anti-malaria drugs is so so bad
stats on stats on stats
thank god we all got our free flu shots right?

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LectureHop: Is Feminism Jewish?

Amara Banks 1

Bwog prides itself on NOT being Jezebel
every answer is a correct answer in this case
fuck Jezebel seriously
intersectionality is the death of movements
is feminism jewish?
lecturehop
one thing Spec has going for it is that it isn't Jezebel
that's something right?

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