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And I’ve Been Working Like A Dog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 18 Comments

The dog days are over, but here’s photographic proof of yesterday’s merriment. We’ve never seen so many smiley (sober) Columbians—community has been unleashed! “It sounds like you guys really needed this,” one puppy owner told us. Furrealz. You can send in your own pics of puppy lovin’ and pooch smoochin’ to tips@bwog.com. Photos by Yanyi […]

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Actual Wisdom: Edward Mendelson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 50 Comments

And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]

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Tired of Studying? Take a Break and Join Bwog!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog literally runs on the human spirit. If you have lots of human spirit that you’d like to earmark for Bwog’s consumption, you should be a Daily Editor. Dailies get to ask people probing questions, get into events for free, have their words on the Internet, and consume lots of Westside cookies at meetings!* If […]

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From the Issue: Columbia Occupied

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 6 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, which will be arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for […]

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College Student Reported Missing Has Been Found

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 27 Comments

Update, 5:11: Director of Communications, Kat Cutler, told us that the student has been found and is now with his family. Another university official also confirmed he is at home and well. According to Spec, a Columbia College senior has been reported missing after last being seen December 14th at the Milburn, New Jersey train […]

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BwogSleuthing in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Yesterday night, a tipster sent in this photo. We’ve seen Hamiltonian notes before, but the openness of the denizens behind door number 401 to babes made us curious.

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An Early Christmas Present

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 9 Comments

From us to you: a Limited Edition Louise McCune Original poster of all of our Butler Archetype friends. We’ve left a stack on the shelves in the back of Butler Café, and a few around 209. If you don’t nab one today, don’t worry, we’ll be sprinkling them around the library over the coming week.

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Chronicles of Existentialism: How Much is It Worth To You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 5 Comments

Overseen in Carman, hanging in the balance: “Bodies are not the same as Coca-Cola cans.” –Arthur Caplan

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Bwoglines: There’s a World Outside Finals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Last Thursday, Army General Ray Odierno appeared on the Colbert Report to announce the end of the War in Iraq, and over the weekend, the last U.S. troops rolled across the border from Iraq to Kuwait. Most troops will be home for Christmas, but some 4,000 will remain in Kuwait as a quick reaction force. […]

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Dark Was the Night (Of The Soul)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 37 Comments

Call us old-fashioned*, but Bwog likes sticking to traditions. That’s why we dared enter the dark abyss of terror and neurosis that is Butler without so much as a Virgil-figure to protect us (or at the very least warn us to avert our gaze from one of those 209-couples who seem to feed on creepy eye […]

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At Least We Made the Final Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 34 Comments

According to the Wall Street Journal, Mayor Bloomberg plans to announce that Cornell’s won the competition for an applied-science campus in NYC. They beat out the rest of the “shortlist,” which was down to Carnegie-Mellon, NYU, Cornell, and us, after Stanford dropped out on Friday. Not all hope is lost; even if Bloomberg awards Roosevelt Island to […]

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Butler Bingo: Archetypes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 10 Comments

It’s finals week and you know what that means. We’ve lampooned the inanity of Butler before, but this year we’ve adapted Butler Bingo around those closest (literally) to you: Butler Archetypes. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll over each square to read its description. Look around you. When […]

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GSSC Appoints New VP of Policy

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Barnard Winter Housing
did they get a new projector though?
GS is love GS is life
gssc
Gym renovations
Michael Neier
Student Affairs Committee
these are the questions that must be asked
we're kidding about the elderly comment we love GS
weird pranks
who says the elderly can't have fun?

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Bwoglines: At Home And Abroad Edition

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500 dollar tickets are literally ridiculous
Bwog makes puns
bwoglines
de Blasio does something we can finally stand behind
if only Obama was forceful where it actually mattered...
informing our audience
Obama can be forceful sometimes in foreign policy
wednesdays are political with Bwoglines
who's playing the Summit with those ticket costs? Waka Flocka?

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Buy A Meal Plan And Eat, Too

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" life at an ivy
Columbia is being so flexible and thoughtful!
does Duane Reade sell turkeys
does MoWill sell turkeys
does Westside sell turkeys
flex
flex your muscles
in this instance CU extends their support--amazing
it's not like our meal plans already cost more than half the world makes
life in NYC
thanksgiving
what about barnard?
what is an "unanticipated emergency need
wheee "free" money
who gives a fuck about turkey anyway it's pretty gross

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Cultural Superstitions: Chapter 1

Joanna Zhang 3

*thinks really hard about fishes*
but dogs are angelic :(
see u in my dreams fishes
sorry april bdays :/
stay away from people with #4 in their birth dates
student stories
superstitions

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SGA Talked About Winter Housing And FAB

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barnard bears want omelettes and biscuits too :(
cold and lonely winter
hewitt needs to up its game
or you could just secretly camp out in your room for all of break wink wink
sga

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Bear With Us

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conspiracy theories
duane reade
get out your UV lamps kids
if DR sends us a bear we'll be their no 1 fans
millie has some explaining to do
raise your hand if you broke up with yr ex before thanksgiving :/
SAD is a real thing
teddy bears
waiting for the comment "what's the point of this article?? we want the old bwog back"
why is it called cuffing season sounds a little too NYPD for our taste...
you could sneak a pet snake into your dorm inside of one of these babies am i right ;)
young jedi the point is that the article has no point we just like teddy bears ok

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Have Some Librarians With That Pizza

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#teamquentin
barnlib
diana center
if u have no friend they'll be ur friends
if you see this tag comment with your favorite book
maybe they still have some of those cute patches left??
pizza
psa
we recommend The Sound and the Fury

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Bwoglines: We Just Don’t Understand Edition

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all the victims in our thoughts
bwoglines
it's hard to write funny or entertaining stuff when everything is broken yknow
texas is not looking great right now
the teeth thing is funny and cool anyway?

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