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Senior Wisdom: Jody Zellman

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 33 Comments

Name, school: Jody Zellman, JTS/GS/PBS Claim to fame: Bacchanal, Beta Theta Pi, CUNUFF, cartoonist for The Columbia Spectator (until I was cut to make room for “younger students”), cartoonist for Bwog, Jonah Liben’s roommate. Where are you going? I have a piano lesson at 4 o’clock. Three things you learned at Columbia: 1) “Midterm” is a […]

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Graduation: The Long List

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 10 Comments

We’ve been telling you guys as they’ve been announced, but the final list of all Commencement and Class Day speakers, and the recipients of various other honors, has just been sent out. It does not include Barack Obama. It does include the professors who’ve won the Presidential Award for Outstanding Teaching, the largest university-wide prize […]

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Bed Bugs in Butler: the Saga Continues

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 14 Comments

Good Citizen tipster Luwam Kidane has just informed us that the bed bug crisis is far from over. She just spotted the pesky pests in 409 Butler. Before tipping Bwog, she sent an e-mail to the appropriate authorities and informed someone at the library—we commend her responsibility. She reports that said staff person “was able […]

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Bwoglines: Changes Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 8 Comments

Microsoft acquired Skype for $8.5 billion. Great, so more blue screens while having skype sex. (Engadget) MetroCards are being phased out! Over the next three or four years, that is. (NY Daily News) Brooklyn-based Hasidic Jewish newspaper Der Tzitung photoshopped Hillary Clinton and another woman out of the now famous recent situation room photos. (WaPo, […]

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From the Creators of BwogWeather…

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 16 Comments

Bweatherman Pat Blute taught us to love the weather, but sometimes it takes advantage of us. After floods ravaged Australia in January, Pat decided to take the semester off to help the victims. Somehow along the way, he got stranded on a deserted island with wild goats. Poisonous ants devoured Pat, and his leg fell […]

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Etiquette Guide: Computer Labs

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 40 Comments

Term papers and finals have—as they always do—snuck up on us. That means a lot of feverish writing sessions, printing problem sets, and checking Courseworks. It also means a lot of time in computer labs. So when you’re in line at the Lerner printer, waiting for a Mac to free up, or just typing away […]

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Senior Wisdom: Alice Mottola

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 44 Comments

Name, school: Alice Mottola (occasionally known as “Nurse Alice”), Barnard College Class of 2011 Claim to fame: Co-President of Latenite Theatre for two years. Pretty decent actress, despite once bitterly dividing Bwog commenters. This semester, I wrote and directed a play called “Brightness” that people really seemed to enjoy. I’ve also been called a cult leader on […]

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It’s That Time Already

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 43 Comments

Spotted this afternoon at the Carman gates by beady-eyed Alexandra Svokos. Update: It’s spreading!

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Spot the Difference

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 7 Comments

Remember Where’s Waldo? That was fun. Things have gotten even sillier! In each of these photos there is something that shouldn’t be there…

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Senior Wisdom: Kamal Yechoor

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 47 Comments

According to friends who nominated him, this next senior is a “game changer.” Also, last week he churned out a 45-page paper in a single night only typing with one hand because of an injury. How’s that 15 pager lookin’ now? Name, School: Kamal Yechoor, SEAS Claim to fame: I’m that guy you see in […]

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SIPA Seeking Ninja, B.Y.O.RollerBlades.

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 10 Comments

If you’re one of those Columbians still sitting around in your ninja costume and roller blades, whining about how you can’t get a summer internship (or girlfriend, see: possession of ninja costume and rollerblades), whine no longer! Just head over to northeast campus and find the grad student who’s waiting patiently, tapping his ninja star […]

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Primal Scream Redux

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 17 Comments

Gallant procrastinators, clashing in epic, fluffy battle, stormed across the Butler median last night. The annual Sundial v. Butler bash had a more dubious commencement than usual because of the unclear Facebook event start time. A handful of freshmen began fighting around 11:30, but then quickly left––their school spirit forever tarnished… Thus, one can conclude, […]

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Bwoglines: Things Not Seen Until Now Edition

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bwoglines
planetary exploration
pluto back in action
Tyra Banks acting weird on t.v. and getting paid for it
We'd emergency land a plane too if we knew we we're flying to Philly
where's the harry / draco fanfic?

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Faculty Concerned About Plans For New Barnard Library

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14 floors was it?
barnard skybrary
barnard wollman library in adele lehman hall
just as long as the twitter account doesn't go anywhere
skybrary 2015

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The Fictional Inventories Of Columbia Facilities

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columbia facilities
cu weirdos
fictional narratives of columbia facilities
fifty shades of foul
inventory
maybe it was a creative writing exercise
redwall rats
shit gets cray
sideways stories from CU facilities
the plot thickens
what happened here

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AskBwog: Finding The Best Help

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askbwog
bwog loves you
cps and furman are still really great options
extend a hand
finals time
mental health
self-care
stay well columbia
we've all been there

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Party Testimonial: From The Desk Of Sylvia Plath

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ambiguous liquids
party testimonial
pretending to be sylvia plath
sylvia plath
the sin the sin!!!
why weren't we at this party
you'll find me rollicking

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Bwoglines: Two-Tiered Edition

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Barack Obama casting call
bwog seeks a mistress
bwoglines
nepotism galore
organize and unite
outrange upon outrage
proletarian grad students
short tags
the cats are women

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An Open Letter To The Students Of Columbia

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an open letter

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Mangurian Resigns

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Columbia football: dare we talk about it?
pete mangurian
resignation

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