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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]

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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.

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Welcome to Bwog.com!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 9 Comments

Adjust your bookmarks, tell your friends. Wahoo!

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Bwog Awakens From Its Slumber

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anything to stop us from thinking about classes starting tomorrow
bwog meeting tonight
justin brought sexy back we're just bringing ourselves back
new years resolution: go to bwog meetings
we don't fuck around with snacks
will it be a four course meal? no but better
you know you love us xoxo bwog

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Bwog Wants You!

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and you get to come to all the parties woo hooo
bwog wants you
daily application
if you're reading all these tags you probs will do a great job
join us!
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
we don't bite

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DSpar is Busy Expanding College Opportunities and Having it All Today

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and all while looking amazing
barnard
DSpar
dspar and barnard are tight after obamanard
fuck yeah cstep and heop
wonderwoman

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Kasdin Breaks Up Student and Administrative Services

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administration
bureaucracy
oh we all know what "re-alignment" means
robert kasdin
student and administrative services division

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R.I.P. Work-“Study”

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did godzilla sneak into a dorm?
other shitty things in swipe access this year
public safety is on it
sorry to rain on everybody's wednesday
to be fair they never got to wear those fuzzy hats anyway
work-study

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PSA: Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander Visiting Tom’s

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filming near campus
hellooooo jerry
jerry it's not a lie if you believe it
reunited and it feels so good
seinfeld
those usual tourists at toms are in for a surprise today
tom's
yadda yadda yadda

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Another Familiar Storefront on its Way Out

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can we just vote on what gets placed there next
ch-ch-ch-changes
columbia cottage
columbia cottage throwing shade
not-so-boringside heights
think of all the paninis
times are a-changing
we never really understood this place anyway

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Baby Boringside: Ferris Tries To Get Better

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baby boringside
ch-ch-ch-changes
ferris
ferris booth
here's to the largest meal plan!
how it took this long to figure out that we needed smaller tables
life-changing moments at ferris
LITERALLY
missing my daily triangle hashbrowns
things that get better but also so much worse
what about that staircase tho...?

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