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#HotboxCarman2015

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 0 Comments

You know a Facebook event is going to be good when the host puts up a disclaimer: “this is just a joke i am just a bored lady making a joke pls dont arrest me (sic).” Friends and friends of friends and maybe even that weird kid with the wraparound sunglasses in your Orgo class have all […]

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Breaking: Second Round Of Fall 2015 Orgo Night Posters Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 4 Comments

The second (and more controversial) round of Orgo Night posters have hit Butler bulletin boards (you can look at the first round of posters here). As one would expect, the posters contain Donald Trump jokes (Is he still funny? The world seems undecided), a play on Hotline Bling’s album art, and yet another reference to […]

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SGA: Swell Services At Barnard

By Caroline Montgomery on Dec 15, 2015 2 Comments

Last was a night completely dedicated to informing the student body about all the health services available at Barnard. The guests were MJ Murphy from Primary Health Care, Mary Commerford from Furman, Jessica Cannon from Well Woman, and Carolyn Corbran from the office of Disability Services (ODS). As a frequent user of the services, I can personally say […]

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Bwoglines: Identity Crisis Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 0 Comments

Surprise! Jesus may not have looked like a skinny white dude with perfect hair! He might have looked like… well, like you’d expect an ancient Semite to look. We still think you look fly, Jesus. (Epoch Times) Though Jesus might not have looked much like his artistic image, this girl sure as hell looks like […]

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Overseen: We Missed You, Ben & Viv

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2015 3 Comments

Remember those fun emails we used to get from Ben & Viv, sometimes at 3 am? Or remember that time they tried to make a website? We miss the good ol’ days. But hark! CCSC has graced us with another Ben & Viv Classic, and we’re just tickled pink. Perhaps it was an effort to […]

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Field Notes: Despondent Meditations Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2015 0 Comments

As one Bwogger put it, it’s been a week of degeneracy. We’ve succeeded in setting our sights low, lying to ourselves, and mentally preparing for a week of agony that should be followed, theoretically, by a month of bliss. As you read through these field notes, (a) feel grateful you’re not us, and (b) consider sending […]

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O Christmas, What Dost Thou Think Thou Is Doing: Bwog Reviews XMAS!10

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Dec 14, 2015 0 Comments

“XMAS!10: O Christmas, Where Art Thou?” is this year’s original, student-written holiday musical. Last night, Bwog writer (and Christmas-finder) Betsy Ladyzhets had the honor of attending the dress rehearsal, and abused that honor by nearly falling out of her chair several times because she was laughing too hard. XMAS!10 is playing tonight, in the Roone […]

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Ask Bwog: Dude Better Have My Money

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2015 0 Comments

If you’re having real drama with your faux-family, has Bwog got some advice for you! Some of it is good, but most of it is (arguably) not—instead of studying for finals, try to distinguish which is which! Dear Bwog, My friend group is going through some weird tension right now, and it has to do with […]

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What Can Deantini Do For You?

By Joe Milholland on Dec 14, 2015 0 Comments

CCSC got down to business at last night’s meeting, formulating what specific requests they would send to Deantini after the results of the recent survey were examined. Joe Milholland, from behind a cup of Starbucks coffee, reports on what CCSC eventually decided were the most pertinent issues. They’ll be easy to guess if you’ve read our […]

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Bwoglines: The End Of An Era Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2015 0 Comments

Celebrate the end of something special (the end of classes, Bwoglines for this semester, etc.) with some strange and slightly chilling headlines. A disconcertingly soulless Ted Cruz has been lambasted by both Donald Trump and Ben Carson in response to comments he made at a private event. Trump said, “I get along with everybody,” and […]

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Bucket List: Empires And The Universe

By Finn Klauber on Dec 13, 2015 0 Comments

Bucket List represents the inordinate intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. There’s not a ton going on this week as finals are rapidly approaching, but take a break from studying with one of our recommended events. The full […]

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(Final) Bwog Meeting Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2015 0 Comments

Well, folks, this is it. The last meeting of the semester. Someone bring the Kleenex. But it’s not all bad news. This means Winter Break, and going home for the holidays, and time spent with friends and family! We’ll miss you all, but Bwog will still be here when you return. Be sure to come to Lerner […]

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Announcement: It’s Tree Lighting Time, Baby!

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announcements
i'm so sad i have CC during it
it's all about the lighting
it's lit (sorry)
pls go
treeeeees

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Bwoglines: Running Out Of Places To Nap Edition

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being a north korea expert is bad cover if you're a spy for north korea
bwoglines
de blasio did something good?
please do not actually nap in prezbo's office
this is a legal disclaimer and is official and binding i promise
you will get in trouble

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Getting Home From Break: A Columbia Student’s Odyssey

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bwop to the top
can you guess who the other four are?
hint: one is achilles he sucks even more
sorry lattimore sometimes you have to break the form
who are we kidding odysseus fucking sucks

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SCAM-BC1001: Getting The Most Out Of Barnard

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bad bwitches only
bear essentials
don't let this university broke u
don't pay a dime to anyone
u can get anything for free if u need it

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Waiting For Godot (Outside Of John Jay)

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destigmatize eating alone
dining
do it i dare you
for real
fuck a real friend
jk
john jay
just walk into the dining hall
not a calloutpost i promise
purgatory
social performativity

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The B You Cannot Unsee

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i know barnard girls wont stop writing about the milstein center
milly b
the best library on campus no bias
the stein

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GSSC Is Fairly Repetitive At This Point

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GS students are like real people
gssc
rockefeller tree lighting tonight
so many tree lightings
tree lighting
we love gssc

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Where Do The Swipes Go In The Winter?

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GS students are warlocks
rip meal swipes
webkinz is alive and well
where did they come from where did they go where did they come from cotton eye joe

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