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Should You Stay, Orgo?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

Should you stay or should you go? Well, if that’s not a rhetorical question and you’re asking about Orgo Night, the answer is: go! Tonight at 11:59 pm precisely, all hell will break loose in Butler 209: CUMB is putting on its 69th “semi-annual” Orgo Night show/demonstration/what have you. Bwog will be there, of course, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 2 Comments

Some people are smart, but some people are *smart*. Barnard Senior Emily is one of the latter group and has some Jonah Hill-worthy tips on how to be as much of a moneyBALLER as possible during your time at school. Hint: smoking hookah in Hillel immediately ups your baller status 100 levels. Name, School, Major, Hometown: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 11 Comments

The RA we all dream of shows us Taylor Swift videos and gives us Nutella when we’re crying after our first freshman Chem exam. CC Senior Peter Bailinson is this dream-RA. Read on for the warm, fuzzy feeing your Death-Metal-loving RA never quite gave you. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Peter Bailinson, Columbia College, East Asian […]

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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

In a university-wide e-mail, PrezBo has announced that Gerald Rosberg will be Columbia’s new Senior Executive Vice President starting July. Who is the Senior Executive Vice President? Well, he is replacing Robert Kasdin, who left the position to go to Johns Hopkins. Kasdin, described by many as the right hand man to PrezBo, had been […]

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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]

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Bwog In Bed: Cel(l)ebration Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Day three of Reading Week, and the livin’ is easy. Just joking, we’re all dying. Just remember: your week isn’t going as badly as Ted Cruz’s is! And you don’t even have to kill all those people–being the Zodiac Killer must be hard work… Bwogline: If you haven’t been listening to Beyonce’s Lemonade on repeat this entire […]

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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]

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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey, you haven’t done your course evaluations yet. We reminded you about three hours ago, but you must not have seen it…right? You didn’t see that reminder, did you? Yeah, of course—what are we saying! You’re still at 1020, enjoying a second night off during Reading Week. That’s why we just want to remind you again […]

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Remember To Fill Out Your Course Evals

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey guys, we know that finals are among us and if you’re not passed out, in a booth at 1020, trying to study, or doing some mixture of the three, you should fill out your course evaluations. While the evals will appear “anonymous” to your professors, they can still read what you write. So don’t go […]

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Senior Wisdom: Marc Heinrich

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 11 Comments

USenator, Loyal Friend, and feckless comment-reader Marc Heinrich wants to endow you procrastinators with some wisdom. He talks work-life balance, leadership, and asbestos, among other topics. Check out our other wisdoms for more ruminations. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Marc Heinrich, Columbia College, Political Science & History, New York, NY Claim to fame: University Senator, AEPi […]

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Shit Our Notes Say During Reading Week

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 1 Comments

It’s Reading Week, you’re looking through your notes, and you realize much of what you scribbled down is illegible, strange, or undecipherable. Even more of it is just amusing. Below are some of your classmates’ notes, which are by turns sad, excited, mean, and strangely enough, helpful. Life Mottos “Mitochondria Are the Powerhouse of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: Eva Kalikoff

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 16 Comments

Still scribbling out her thesis, Barnard senior and “self-hating Jew” Eva Kalikoff took a few minutes to share some thoughts about activism, sushi, and Senior Scramble. Let her wisdom blow you away, and peruse our library of knowledge at your leisure. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Eva Kalikoff, Barnard College, Comparative Literature, Hastings-on-Hudson, NY Claim to fame: I […]

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Open Meeting Announcement: Old Town Road Remix

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i hope lil nas x forgives me for this
im so sorry
im super sick and i thought this was funny
MMMbwop
my rhyming skills are sub-par
there will be green grapes and they're so good
they always say yee haw but they never ask haw yee :((

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Cooking With Bwog: Cinnamon Bun French Toast

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bwastro
cooking with bwog
french toast can easily go wrong imo pls b careful
i put so much intro in this....have i become one of those obnoxious cook blogs???
this cinnamon bun spread is literally INCREDIBLE and over warm french toast it literally tastes so amazing
trader joe's please sponsor me
unfortunately i am a picky eater who doesn't like most fruit :/ but go ham on the fruit on this!!

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Why Barnard Has Better Merch Than Columbia

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a special shout out to Ohad Klopman for downloading photoshop onto my computer/giving me your login
flex dollars are shit in comparison to Barnard Bucks
i low-key want the columbia chair just for the memes
I promise not to upload any weird shit to your cloud
petition for martha stewart and snoop dawg to give barnard tours

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Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2019: Carman Single

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my triple is quaking
that view of frat row is better than any television
the carman renovation has the property brothers in tears
why is reyna's desk so clean ??

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Bwoglines: Why Is Everyone Sick Right Now?

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all my roommates are sick
bwoglines
i think i have a fever
i thought we were done with measles and polio but i guess not
MMMbwop
mochi is the only thing good in this world

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I Asked Random Barnumbia Students What Their Favorite Songs Were And Judged Them

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"my music taste is better than yours"
ba baa baa baa
blues clues
doodle dee doodle dum
dooo dooo dooo
hip to the hop
I'm proud of sarah for going out of her comfort zone
I'm sure you think you're quirky if you like BROCKHAMPTON
incomprehensible music
jazzy and snazzy
la la laaa
music of the ages
sometimes nothing makes sense you know
why is drake highkey depressing

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ClubHop: Sponsor Me CU Taikoヾ(*ΦωΦ)ﾉ

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clubhop
literally hopping at a clubhop.... iconic
see you sunday in the broadway lerner room!
taiko
we love clubs that don't reject anyone!!
workout music and meditation. what could be better!

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How Cup Noodles Saved My Life

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a savior comes in all shapes and sizes
college food is healthy I swear
college is hard tbh
cup noodle
curly noodles
definitely not ramen
fun times and noodle lines
hot soup oh yeah
is the Iliad the root of all evil here?
om nom nom
thank god for the invention of instant food
time management is hard to perfect
we love no added msg
what food do you daydream about?
yummy noodles

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