An objective assessment of various groups of three at Columbia.

Bwog’s stellar journalists have recently tracked down the missing JJ’s Milkshake Machine after its tragic disappearance.  The Machine requests that the location of its discovery be kept confidential. Little is known about the Machine, apart from its gritty, beat-up appearance and thick, almost incomprehensible Jersey accent. The Machine’s pronouns are he/they.  Below is a transcript […]

Green M&M to become new President of Barnard College. Update: Elon Musk to become new President of Barnard College. Editor’s warning: Mentions of Elon Musk; unsexy candies.

Campus was not bleak this past week and I need to know why.

Don't try this one at home. Er, at Faculty House.

We have to welcome her to the community!!!

We are all property of Latenite.

Apparently endless rain enters its 27th month in Kent 413.

Editor’s Note: this article originally appeared in our sister publication, Rwog: Rat Student News.

Sunday, March 6: Heavy fog reported in Hamilton 406.

Tuesday, February 7: Tornado reported in Schermerhorn 467

A non-SEAS student (i.e., a Fu Fighter) weighs in. 

Hydrocarbons weren’t the only combustion reaction during my Gen-Chem final.

A coup by any other major—except political science—would be just as radical. 

Staff Writer Linus Glenhaber unravels a mystery of Morningside Heights.