Bwog Staff—that’s me—and my two best friends try to do the impossible: create a guide that will help you survive school.

Are you a graduating senior? Have you been asked at least once if you’re in any housing groups yet only to be hit with the realization that you’re a senior? Then existential dread may be the dorm for you!

A staff writer reflects on her time spent in the dark.

You know that Zoom thing we all hate? Well, what if we voluntarily did it for 12 hours? Hmm? What would happen then? Zoom makes computer go grrr, speaking generally. The rest is documented here.

Illustrator Shane Maughn, not quite sure if tonight still counts as Primal Scream, primal screams.

In our attempts to come up with increasingly creative ways to procrastinate our final papers, Bwog has birthed a new medium: The art of Zoom chat blackout poetry. Take a page from our book and consider saving the text chat from your next Zoom call and making poetry out of it—if it’s from a class […]

We caught up with Lin-Manuel Miranda way back when. Now let’s find out what his bestie Matthew Morrison is getting himself into on campus!

Find your inner amphibian.

What’s he up to?

Our Twitter bot, @NotBwog, often seems to be only saying nonsense. But what if, as ancient astronaut theorists suggest, there’s a deeper meaning to its words? What if NotBwog is trying to send us hidden messages? What if, in fact, our humble droid is one of the greatest poets of the age? We take you […]

Don’t forget! It’s Primal Scream tonight!

Editor’s note: Bwog does not endorse underage drinking or any other illegal or illicit activities.

A few words of caution and encouragement to those of you with scissors in hand.

So useless to deride, so useful to descry: Ferris, the best dorm on campus, gets described. (Note: This is the first of Bwog’s annual Housing Reviews. Check back soon for more.)