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Fireside Chat: Globalization, Globalization, Globalization (And Canada)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

On Tuesday evening the ever-indomitable President Bollinger hosted one of his intimate (75 guests), candid (carefully prepared questions), and free-food decked Fireside Chats at 60 Morningside Drive. Curious staircase climber Alexandra Avvocato was in attendance, ready to both report and eat as many miniature sliders as possible. Climbing up the marble staircase of Bollinger’s mansion, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Hartley Hospitality Desk

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Now that Breaking Bad is over, Bwog has to wonder what Hartley Hospitality Desk workers do whilst ignoring our maintenance requests to: have our locks fixed, get our broken toilets replaced (looking at you, Carman), and help us raise/lower/rebuild our beds. Naturally, we knew Blue Cheetah would have the answer, as our trusty source for […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Fuzzy Animals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 4 Comments

Janelle Batta, BC ’11, might be a boring paralegal by day (she thanks LionSHARE for that), but by night she saves the animals of New York City. There’s a fundraiser from 7-10 pm tomorrow night—Pawty at Pourhouse—where your alcoholism can benefit the animals of the animal rescue All Sentient Beings. Bwog’s Feline Fanatic Sarah Faith […]

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Shit My Textbook Says

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Bwog asked for the weird things seen in textbooks. Here’s what we got. No shit, Sherlock: From a book on McCarthyism: “It’s hard to have a witch-hunt without witches” The editors forgot to take it out of the final draft: From a chapter on cyclic molecules: “‘Clearly the ring had an unwholesome power…’ —J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Cheesecake Brownie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 3 Comments

In today’s Butler Café poetry, Bwog isn’t sure whether Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana wrote this description. In any case, the cheesecake brownie isn’t too shy about its double identity.

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John Jay No Longer Quite So Hot

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Thanks to the 1100-signature petition delivered by Student–Worker Solidarity to Columbia Dining, John Jay Dining Hall workers no longer have to endure a ridiculously hot kitchen. Pizza-baking, which apparently puts out a lot of heat, has been moved downstairs until Dining can put in better ventilation. Press release: This evening, workers at John Jay excitedly […]

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Bwoglines: Is This The Onion? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Are you still feeling sad that Breaking Bad is over? Cry no more! The One World Symphony House here in New York is remaking it. As an opera. An anti-Semitic Elmo was arrested in Times Square and sentenced to a year in jail. Oh, and he also tried to extort the Girl Scouts for $2 […]

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USenate Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 37 Comments

As we announced earlier, after an interesting turn of events, there will be a direct election for the University Senate. There will be a debate in the Lerner Satow Room on Sunday from 4:30-5:30 pm and polls will open next Wednesday. The candidate list has just been announced and is as follows: Conor Skelding Alexander Andresian Yassamin Issapour David Kang David Froomkin Marc Heinrich […]

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Swingers Invite Ty Cobb to Stay

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

Bwog was tipped about an interesting addition to a double in the LLC. Check out the picture and post below. Sometimes even a double can feel lonely, which may explain why a pair of roommates chose to welcome a life-size poster of baseball player Ty Cobb into their home. Now, it serves as a welcoming and terrifying surprise […]

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www.LectureHop.com/r/founders

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 4 Comments

It was a night of memes, millionaire know-how, passionate creativity, and indispensable advice. Sunday, October 6th, the Columbia Organization for Rising Entrepreneur’s hosted an event which brought reddit co-founder and webshow host, Alexis Ohanian, to the Roone Arledge Cinema – along with two other notable new-tech moguls and former CC students, Jared Hecht CC ’09 […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Bran Muffin

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 2 Comments

Today Bwog ventured into the Butler Cafe and stumbled upon this marvelous muffin. Brown and beautiful, domed and doubtful, it drew us closer. Marked as “bran-tastic” we even felt an urge to try it. But then we saw a Red Bull and drank that instead.

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The Small Victories of Midterms: The Butler-ite

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

In which Bwog brings you The Small Victories of Midterms: illustrations of the little things that make you feel good during midterm season. To start us off, we have he Butler-ite who looks surprisingly well put together. Note her poise, her intense gaze, her large head (containing a large brain of course). This is the smart and studious […]

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President Bollinger Discussed Manhattanville, DACA At Fireside Chat

Rachel Deal 1

columbia vegan society
DACA
fireside chat
Lee Bollinger
manhattanville
prezbo
Suzanne Goldberg
we hate the word "millennial"
we're SENIORS we want ALC
why is there no alcohol at these fireside chats

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Please Flush The Damn Toilets

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clean up after yourselves!!!!!
i hate mcbain
it's really not that hard to flush a fucking toilet
literally whenever i walk into a restroom in mcbain i have to brace myself for whatever gross thing i'm about to see
one of these days i will be rich and have my own CLEAN restroom in my ues penthouse
ya but freshmen bathrooms r fucking disgusting the amount of times ive seen used tampons shit and hair

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The Food Bank Sets Eye Towards Future With Columbia Ribbon Cutting Today

Ross Chapman 0

cut that mother F ribbon
food bank
food bank at columbia
guys food insecurity is real as fuck
snip and dip
snip and don't double dip
snip snip snip
why the school makes us waste money on their big ass shitty meal plans when there r students who cant even afford a meal beats me!
why? well ...... do u think columbia actually cares about us lol

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Foods You Can (And Can’t) Eat On The Subway

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catch us riding the 2 uptown eating cheerios every friday morning for the rest of the semester
food bwogging?
power ranking without an actual ranking
this is one of those things that should be self explainable but people keep fucking it up
would give our lives for a fresh nussbaum cranberry muffin

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What The Columbia Venmo Requests You Wake Up To Actually Mean

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Actually have gotten some of these
getzler had drugz all over his venmo :(
Have sent a "Rent." one before
rip in peace michael getzler
venmo
what is this 2015? who puts "drugz" in their memo line?
what's a LAVO?
who venmos with a smiley face?

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Krugman Will Lecture On Whether Equality Has A Future In America

Megan Ka Wei Chew 0

does equality have a future in america
does it ????
i dont think so
isnt kruger a food
or is it kuger
paul krugman
well find out by heading on down to ol krugger's lecture

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GSSC Gets In The Mood To Party

Alex Tang 0

going up on a thursday
gssc
not so much drama this week
some friendly interschool competition
summer might be over but there's time for one more rooftop party
why dont you catch me outside and see how steady these fists really are

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Bwoglines: Good News Edition

Megan Ka Wei Chew 0

bwoglines
guys finding good news was fucking hard
i don't understand why americans play bad music
i want to eat a pie
my tummy's a grumblin
ppl are talented af
tried to get standby tix for call me by your name last night and stood for 3 hours
why don't u just play ur top 50 like ????

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