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The Wall of Shame: Our GPAs Are Waiting

By Bwog Staff on Jan 01, 2013 213 Comments

We’re not sure about you, but Bwog woke up this morning thinking 2013 would be different. We had high hopes that everything we wanted would come with this new year and all our wishes would be fulfilled. And then we checked SSOL, and grades were still missing. 2013 has come, and nothing has changed. In […]

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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Summertime…In The Fall?: Bwog Reviews School Of The Arts’ Production

Sarah Kinney 0

go see theater on campus
it's not actually summer anymore
summertime
theater review
tho the weather may make you believe otherwise it's solidly the middle of fall
token hot guys rip off tuxedos on the daily
why are there so many buildings named schapiro on campus? we just don't know

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Bwog Reviews CU Players’ “Baby With The Bathwater”

Lexie Lehmann 0

black box theaters are always cool
bwog reviews
cheap theater performed and produced by students
CU Players
dark theater
skip homecoming and see the show
student theater
what's not to like?

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If Midterm Day Was Groundhog Day

Ross Chapman 0

1/4 of the way done with the school year
at least it's thursday right?
at least you're only living it once
if you keep waking up day after day and reliving this kind of hell condolences to you
midterm day
tgit
well like probably (hopefully)
who else still hasn't gotten any grades back in some classes?

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Bwoglines: The Halfway Point Edition

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bwoglines
california's attorney general is kamala harris and she is so badass
harris is gonna run for president in 2024 just you wait
sick and tired of this whole damn election tbh
the obamas are such goals
what kind of a bank makes fake accounts for its customers

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Overseen: Hawkma’s Triumphant Return?

Bwog Staff 1

bwog has hawk analysts on retainer for this exact purpose
hawkma
hawkma has an automatic invite to the next dwb
hawkmadinejad
late night bwog
overseen
we missed you hawkma
what have those hawk eyes seen
what will hawkma think of us now?
when columbia's need is greatest hawkma will rise again
would hawkma read bwog?

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Whine & Cheez: Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio

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appetizers
Bacchus would be proud
Bold beautiful bro
but will there be wine at the reception?
bye felisha
how do you pronounce grigio?
jap lyf chose me
LML
peenoooooooooo grigio
the jap lyf chose me
whine & cheez
white whines
wine pray love

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Tasting Mead With ‘Mead With Love’

Bwog Staff 3

fuck International and fuck Maven
it's not alcoholism until you graduate!
just some meisters and their mead
Le Salle Liquors is so much better than International
Mead with Love
this is like Pith but actually cool

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LectureHop: You Don’t Really Want Your Professor To Disappear

Nadra Rahman 0

CIA lurks
everything is connected until proven otherwise
fighting for justice
Jesús de Galindez
lecturehop
OG Columbia political activism
shady dictators
spooky
the world is a mean place

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