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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Core Archetypes: The One Person Who Actually Did The Whole Reading

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archetypes
color-coded annotations are for nerds
core archetypes
core class archetype
rhetorical analysis of the use of syntax in plato's republic
the one who does all the reading
who even does all the reading

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Bwoglines: The Swallowing of Pride (And Lack Thereof)

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ba-rock on
bwoglines
does ted cruz really deserve sadboi designation
floridians i love you but you know somethings up when voldemort is telling u to get the fuck out
i can't swallow that
i learned about pride in the iliad
if you say limbaugh long enough it starts sounding like limbo which is exactly where uve landed urself in
national hurricane center is up to some shit
rush limbaugh as the rush limbaugh on the rushing limbaugh on the rush limbaugh show
the LEFTISTS
twitter is a cesspool

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President Spar And Provost Bell Send Out Information On Union Negotiations

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'seeing this through and getting it right'
barnard and unions
bcf-uaw
DSpar
provost bell

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Praise for Linda Sarsour At Yesterday’s Awakening Our Democracy

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another talk about this election
awakening democracy
bwog baby daddy
democracy
donald trump
frank ocean or frank sinatra
hillary clinton
wake up mr US
wake up mr west!!!

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#TBT: A Rose (Room) Growing From The Thorns (Of Columbia Bureaucracy)

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#tbt
before you ask: we tried to find out if the book slide story is true and no info was forthcoming
even in the 1930s people hated butler's aesthetic
the rose room > 209
wonder how williamson and rogers would feel about orgo night

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The Bitch Is Back (And Getting Protested)

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(white) feminism
all the protesters wearing black looked really cool
silent protests are also really cool
the bitch is back
way to talk around the question though
where does botox go on the list of priorities

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LectureHop: Lassie In Space

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"what was wrong with my childhood"
all the grad students were complaining about their work
bwog falls for propaganda every time
do you take this person's hand in space marriage
iab elevators are jank af
laika
lassie v. laika
lecturehop
maybe someone actually bought the book
our fave russian pop stars
space dogs

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Bwoglines: Sports And Drugs Edition

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bwoglines
clowns are honestly the scariest things i can imagine
major league playoff season is the most exciting season of the year
sharapova on drugs still can't beat serena
the giants are a baseball team NOT a football team
why would you dress up as a clown tho

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