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Overheard: Summer Romance

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 15 Comments

Love is in the air! Just look around you—sometimes you have to squint a little, but there’s magic in the minutiae. On 116th and Broadway: Girl: So do you love me or not? Guy: Right now I just have to take a massive dump. Coming out of a girls’ bathroom: Guy: I don’t understand what […]

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Dear Columbia,

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 25 Comments

Hamilton is FUCKING FULL, kthxbai. (Click the pictures to enlarge) Butler is probably full too, but at least the Hamilton squatters have the decency to leave apologetic notes. Tipped by D.H.

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Senior Wisdom: Nicholas Sanz-Gould

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 29 Comments

Another senior bestows his fleshy wisdom. Name, School: Nicholas Sanz-Gould, CC Claim to fame: I’m co-president of Chowdah Sketch Comedy, sometimes I have poems published in Quarto and New Poetry, I kinda have a thing for gold shoes, and maybe you listened to my radio show with Peter Licursi. (It was called Boy Polloi.) Where are […]

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Touch Yourself in Dodge

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 8 Comments

Bwog is pleased to bring the second edition of our relaxation series. This time, our Scandinavian-in-Residence Ricky Raudales tells you how and why to take advantage of the sauna. Treat yourself (literally!) after your long weekend of studying. Bwoggers, circa 1993 With the dog days of summer mere weeks away, the sauna may not seem […]

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Overseen: A Day Like This Deserves Ice Cream

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 10 Comments

One unfortunate Wienie was devastated upon returning to the communal fridge—rather than the comforting icy delights of Ben & Jerry’s, this Wiener found nothing at all. Not sure we want to think about where that ice cream could possibly have been…

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Senior Wisdom: Justin Chow

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 44 Comments

Next, we hear from a “SEASoned character.” Name, school: Justin Chow, SEAS Claim to fame: 8 time Orgo-nighter, 4 years in a row Homecoming baby blue pigmented crowd pleaser (shout out to my stalwart crew the Columbs!), Kung Fu Fighter/stunter, that guy who periodically looks like he’s dressed up for war. Where are you going? […]

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Bwoglines: Giving Back Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 2 Comments

Give back all the city’s missing trees! (Gothamist) Give back to your mother for her gift of life by buying her the gift of brunch! (GrubStreet) Give back the $300K you made from selling dead Osama t-shirts! (Village Voice) Give Slovakia back its national online media! (BBC) Give back magazine publishing its profitability! (WSJ) /p>

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A Tail of Two Mascots: or, Roareeo and Milliet

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

While the lucky among us are having either stressful finals sex, or fuck-it-I’m-graduating-and-I-ain’t-doing-it-a-virgin sex, our noble collegiate mascots have their own erotic story of deprivation and degradation to tell. An anonymous author shares the first part of this Bwog-exclusive series. There will be flirting, foreplay, sex, and hopefully playful “experimentation” between roommates. But before you send this […]

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Senior Wisdom: Brenden Cline

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

Another senior bestows his wisdom upon us heathens. Name, school: Brenden Cline, Columbia College Claim to fame: I’m the guy to blame for the ranked choice voting system that let CU Charge win the last CCSC election (jk Aki!). I once flustered Ann Coulter. I also started the GreenBorough Special Interest Community on 114th. Full resume available […]

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Dead White Guys: Butler Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog’s resident Portraiture Enthusiast Mahima Chablani returns with a second edition of Dead White Guys. This time, she’s here to provide the captions for the paintings surrounding the main stairs in Butler—no one is physically tall enough to come close to reading them. Next time you walk in, stop moaning about bed bugs and Redbull […]

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Hawklines: Hawk Baby Drama!

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 12 Comments

NYU’s adopted hawk family, Violet and Bobby, have been the subject of a lot of concern recently. Bird experts, and Bwog, claimed that the pair’s eggs past due earlier this week, but to the shock and surprise of live stream viewers, one chick has since emerged! College students aren’t the only people who procrastinate in/on […]

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Boringside Heights: It’s Finals, But the World Keeps a-Changin’

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 0 Comments

The real world has no finals. (Unless you count taxes.) Here’s what’s happened around you while you were cooped up in the library:

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PSA: Sexual Assault Resource CUID Stickers Available Today

Bwog Staff 8

accounting for all emergencies
Community Health House
psa
RAs: your source of stickers and condoms
stickers save the day!
student initiatives yay

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Bwoglines: Yes. It’s Still Happening Edition

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#tbt but all ironic like
bedbugs. so 2011.
bwoglines
ebola will kill us all but we'll all have stopped paying attention
what has been will be again
you might be bored but your past self is riveted

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ESC: Renovations And Innovations

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criticisms of the core
engineering project grants
esc
more outlets!!!!
ugh renovations
what you missed
will the core ever really change though

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Catfish Comes To Columbia

Anna Hotter 7

bwog or mtv?
bwog video
don't catfish us
hooking up in butler
stick to tinder
yik yak is scary

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In Passing: Reflections On Visibility From A Transgender Man

Bwog Staff 15

alexander pines
bwog also has an ani difranco tee shirt
from the issue
growing pains
preview from the mag
the blue and white
transgender
what makes a man

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Bwog’s Declassified Butler Survival Guide: Displacing The Camper

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Butlericus Campericus
extended runs to Chipotle yea sure
having the courage to displace a camper
is five coffees too much?
midterms season
the awful person playing a cruel trick on just you
this kind of camping involves desks not tents
ugh that deathly BO-desperation combo

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Bwoglines: College In The City Edition

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"columbia university in the city of new york" sounds so pretentious
bwog needs to stop smoking
bwoglines
dspar is actually superwoman
how to roommate
taylor swift songs
would columbia health be able to tell if we faked comas?

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UNI Was A Jolly Good Café

Josh Dillon 21

"probably because I was the only person who ate there"
darkness
despair
does m2m serve bagels
is mowill coffee a thing?
other feelings of shittiness
sadness
terrible sadness

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