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Welcome to 2004

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 26 Comments

Bad news, friends: we now have one less thing to bitch about. By the end of 2012, your Columbia-provided email address will change over from Cubmail to Gmail. That’s right—no more of this. According to Spec, to start, “50 to 80 students […] will be selected for the trial run by Shollenberger.” What we want […]

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Let Your Hair Down; Show a Little Ankle

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 2 Comments

Saturday night features the annual Dance Marathon in Lerner Party Space. Ass shaking will commence at 1 pm Saturday, and end at 7 am on Sunday. The event has been organized to raise awareness, and money, for the fight against pediatric AIDS. It seems like there will be some pretty good music, with Gavin Russom of LCD […]

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When It’s All a Sick Joke

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 8 Comments

Today, a few intrepid Columbia students unsatisfied by ethnically ambiguous dining hall offerings ventured into Hamilton 702 with open minds and empty stomachs for the supposed first lecture of a course entitled “Masterpieces of Western Food.” While immediately put off by the alarming lack of snacks, this audacious reporter stuck it out, for reasons of journalistic […]

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Gilchrist Wants to Return to Columbia, Has a Message for Us

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 14 Comments

As reported a few days ago, the College Republicans have been considering bringing Jim Gilchrist, co-founder and president of the Minuteman Project—a controversial group aiming to stop illegal immigration—back to speak at Columbia. For those of you who don’t remember Gilchrist’s last visit to campus in October 2006, violence broke out between a group of protestors […]

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Overheard: The Name is the Address

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 5 Comments

Some times the devil is in the details. Other times its in the name. Girl 1: Where’s 1020? Girl 2: On Amsterdam somewhere… Girl 1: Like, where? It’s a pretty long street…. Girl 2: I don’t know… I’ve never been there before. Bwog recommends brushing up on your celestial navigation before setting out on this […]

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Cooking With Bwog

Cooking With Bwog: Something for Everyone

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 1 Comments

Last semester, we sent Matt Powell on a series of missions to see what he could cook up with the contents of a random individual’s room. In the midst of the start-of-semester flurry, Matt has prepared an improvisational piece for this week’s installment of Cooking with Bwog. Let’s get real—I’m the kind of person who […]

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The End of Days

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 0 Comments

The four horses of the SSOL apocalypse are on their way! Hurry up and register for that class that you thought you didn’t want to take but turned out to be full of unknown knowledge (or just full of easy homework assignments), as it’s the last day to add courses. Also, if you just don’t get MusicHum, drop […]

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Snag Some Free Seating!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 4 Comments

A tipster has just sent in this picture of a group of chairs outside Artopolis (114th and Amsterdam for you non-crêpe lovers) which, according to a sign taped up behind them, are free for the taking! Sure, it’s no IKEA, but at least they won’t scare the crap out of you like the half-reclining chairs […]

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Bwoglines: Imperialism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 3 Comments

In case you want to keep track of all the crazy-entrepreneurial things Columbians are doing, The Next Web reports that Neu Venture Capital has rolled out a new Visualizer which shows the connections between Columbia’s affiliated start up companies. (The Next Web) As many major countries prepare to return to the polls this year, Russian […]

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Drinking with Bwog: The Red Devil

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 7 Comments

Every week the Columbia Bartending Agency does their best to get you crunk. This week, Lauren Alpert does her best to get you to try something new – but don’t blame her if you end up dancing with the devil on a table at Havana’s. Daunted by the endless opportunities presented by a fully-stocked bar, many people […]

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More Safe Storefronts in Morningside

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 5 Comments

Public Safety has informed us that several new stores in the Morningside Heights area have been added as Safe Havens. As you may know, Safe Havens are essentially places to run when you feel like you are in trouble—this means the business owners have agreed to provide shelter and safety to students in danger while […]

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Lightness of Loads: Columbia University

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 18 Comments

Our faithful friends at Red Bull have created a “Strength of Schedule” contest to find the Columbia student with the busiest schedule. But since we at Bwog know that all Columbians are truly just slackers at heart, we invite you to participate in our version: the Lightness of Load competition. Do YOU think you have […]

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Junior Phi Beta Kappa Inductees Announced

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congratulations 2%
early pbk
future 30 under 30 members? stay tuned
how bougie
intelligence
Junior Phi Beta Kappa
money power glory
PBK inductees announced
phi beta kappa
we can't all be winners here
what a fancy and special key ohh

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Until Next Year, Columbia

Mason Amelotte 68

bwog out

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Overseen: Historical Revisionism On The Columbia Facebook Page

Bwog Staff 4

food trays
more fun? funner?
old people using facebook
sledding
war on fun
we were awake at 7:06am because we were at the airport
we will be doing this next semester we just need to come across a replacement for food trays

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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

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2016
can't live in the present always looking to the future
champagne bwoggers
champagne papi
fuck "cuffing season"
hotline bling of course
new year
new year's resolutions
soul cycle
tryna start a lifestyle brand

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

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"reaching new heights"
asap ferg
bwog in bed
drinking wine from a mason jar in butler
drinking wine on the havemeyer roof
future
new level
pretending to work
sry if you're still at school and have to travel on xmas eve
tryna level up this winter vacation
we're home but we still have to finish our final paper

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

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'please change your behavior' what a kind way of telling everyone to stop fucking up the planet
actual wisdom
but if cinderblock architecture is suboptimal what kind of architecture is superoptimal?
don't stay up all night to study folks. you never know when it might make you miss your exam
you can give up any food if necessary? give us some of your willpower

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Bwog Poetry

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Analyze this poetry at your own risk
bwog poetry
I remember learning poetry in 6th grade and my teacher was kind of creepy about it
Still don't understand meter
These titles are accurate af

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

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'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut
Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS
Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein
warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce
we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping
WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours

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