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Welcome to the Meerkat Manor

By Bwog Staff on Mar 02, 2011 9 Comments

Housing got you down? Kick worries to the curb by sending Bwog your raunchy, goofy, or just plain zany housing group names! Puggles in Ruggles dreams of tiny mixed breeds. Pussy Pounders Anonymous… that’s kind of self-explanatory. Leave them in the comments, or email them to tips@bwog.com. What we wanted, from Wikimedia.

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Look Foxy! Fox News Is Filming Outside Gates

By Bwog Staff on Mar 02, 2011 35 Comments

At this very moment, Fox News is chillin’ outside the 116th and Broadway gates, reportedly asking questions about ROTC. According to a Bwogger on the scene, a student shaking hands with the reporter said something to the effect of “I’m a conservative,” to which the reporter replied, “That’s great, I didn’t expect to find any […]

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Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Housing

By Bwog Staff on Mar 02, 2011 9 Comments

Housing: the dark god who cannot be appeased. You’re probably in the throes of registration and have statistically calculated which friends to keep and to lose. But worry not! Bwog has been there and will be there for you. We’ve explored the mysterious underworld that is Columbia Housing for years now, and we’d like to […]

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Bwoglines: It’s a Mad Mad World Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 02, 2011 2 Comments

President Obama announced the 2010 National Humanities Medals yesterday. One was awarded to our very own Jacques Barzun. (Chronicle of Higher Education) NYC is planning a bike-share program of 10,000 bikes at 600 stations by 2012. And supposedly they’ll turn a profit! (Your Olive Branch) Qaddafi gave a speech denouncing rebels as terrorists and repeating, […]

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Lost: Watch

By Bwog Staff on Mar 02, 2011 0 Comments

Lost just after 2 pm on March 1st between the fitness center and EC. Band is metal (small—a bunch of the original links were taken out). Face is dark blue and looks classy until you press the dial on the side, which makes it glow in the dark. I like it a lot and would […]

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AskBwog: Can I Major in Undeclared/Are There Any Secrets about Declaration I Should Know?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 01, 2011 23 Comments

The Day of Judgment has come. Weep ye College undergrads for major declaration. For those deciding now how to spend a good chunk of their remaining years at Columbia, or for those reminiscing on that major they declared long ago and now regret (or have not really even nearly kind of sort of completed and […]

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Bwog’s Brotastic Midterm Brocrastination

By Bwog Staff on Mar 01, 2011 17 Comments

It’s time for midterms, Columbia, and if you haven’t already, pretty soon you will need to study. And if you will need to study, obviously, you will need to procrastinate. And if you need to procrastinate, who better to ask than a bro? This is Bwog’s official guide to online brocrastination: BroBible: Every bro has […]

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Free Food and Female Fandom

By Bwog Staff on Mar 01, 2011 0 Comments

Women’s History Month begins today, and you can kick it off with a free meal from an off-campus caterer, courtesy of the Women’s History Month Committee! Head over to Roone Auditorium for the Opening Ceremony event, including speakers and a performance, from 6 – 8 pm. Update, 8:09 pm: At this very moment, the Current […]

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Holy Smokes! Barnard Campus To Be Smoke Free

By Bwog Staff on Mar 01, 2011 33 Comments

In an email sent to students this afternoon, Chief Operating Officer Greg Brown announced that “Barnard College will be a smoke-free campus effective March 21, 2011, after we return from spring break.” The change, he writes, “is the result of regular requests from various members of the College community to complete a process we started […]

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Found: Ring

By Bwog Staff on Mar 01, 2011 0 Comments

Found in the Pupin bathroom on the 5th floor. Please email lep2128@columbia.edu with a description to claim.

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You Can’t Lose If You Don’t Play

By Bwog Staff on Mar 01, 2011 2 Comments

We warned you, and now it’s here. Room Selection Registration begins today! You have a little more than a week to get together with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or none of you closest friends and submit to the vagaries of the housing lottery. The verdict on your gambit comes down from the […]

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Major Decisions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 01, 2011 11 Comments

Hey there, CC 2013, how’s it going? That’s good, glad to hear it. Do you know what your major is? Because major declaration is today, that’s why. Really, major declaration is today. Deep breaths, all you have to do is pick a major. Just open up the course bulletin to a random page and see […]

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Congrats To The CC Val And Sal!

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columbia college
congratulations are in order
graduation is nigh
portents of graduation
salutatorian
valedictorian
we were all valedictorians but now there is only one

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CCSC Debates About Constitutional Review

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AKPsi
ccsc
Elections Board
f@cu
frats and elections
insider info
lcui
Special Elections
what is it like to be in an unrecognized frat this is crazy dude?

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2girls1snack: Holy Guacamole Edition

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amigos is now officially my amigo
damn i'm hungry
omg yum
taqueria y fonda is a dope place i love it there
yum guacamole
yum mexican food
yum yum
yum yum yum
yum!

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From The Issue: Bluenotes

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"truisms"
aqueducts!
art
blue and white
Bluenotes
cool things around campus
from the issue
jenny holzer
murder has its sexual side
pirates
sometimes bwog wants to write in all caps too
the blue and white

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Bwoglines: Who Needs Money When You Have _____? Edition

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corn is lame
herb is cool too
poetry is cool
really absurd bwoglines
snobbery is too

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Give Us Your Wisdom

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before you fly away from columbia just like that owl or hawkma
friends romans countrymen
give us your wisdom
let the tears flow
owls can turn their heads all the way around and so can we
Pallas Athena
senior wisdom
veesh take note
were bwog's senior wisdoms ever dispensed by wise
wisdom is such a weird word if you look at it
wise as fuck
wizened seniors

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EventHop: SupercalifragilisticexpialidOrchesis

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dance dance we're falling apart to half time yes fall out boy sundays are hard ok
did u guys know beyoncé is in word dictionary now
entered Roone tremulously when do you not enter roone tremulously
orchesis
ppl who r cooler than u
preternaturally flexible
SO MUCH BEYONCE ALWAYS BEYONCÉ
SupercalifragilisticexpialidOrchesis did we spell that right probs not
turtleneck crop tops love them but WHAT PURPOSE/SEASON DO YOU SERVE
wanted to write ~*~metaphor~*~ but not sure if appropriate

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Bwog Meeting: Save Yourself!

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any reason to link to a reefer madness clip
bwog is not your mother
bwog meeting announcement
free snacks and friends!

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