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And I’ve Been Working Like A Dog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 18 Comments

The dog days are over, but here’s photographic proof of yesterday’s merriment. We’ve never seen so many smiley (sober) Columbians—community has been unleashed! “It sounds like you guys really needed this,” one puppy owner told us. Furrealz. You can send in your own pics of puppy lovin’ and pooch smoochin’ to tips@bwog.com. Photos by Yanyi […]

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Actual Wisdom: Edward Mendelson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 50 Comments

And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]

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Tired of Studying? Take a Break and Join Bwog!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog literally runs on the human spirit. If you have lots of human spirit that you’d like to earmark for Bwog’s consumption, you should be a Daily Editor. Dailies get to ask people probing questions, get into events for free, have their words on the Internet, and consume lots of Westside cookies at meetings!* If […]

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From the Issue: Columbia Occupied

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 6 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, which will be arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for […]

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College Student Reported Missing Has Been Found

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 20 Comments

Update, 5:11: Director of Communications, Kat Cutler, told us that the student has been found and is now with his family. Another university official also confirmed he is at home and well. According to Spec, a Columbia College senior has been reported missing after last being seen December 14th at the Milburn, New Jersey train […]

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BwogSleuthing in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Yesterday night, a tipster sent in this photo. We’ve seen Hamiltonian notes before, but the openness of the denizens behind door number 401 to babes made us curious.

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An Early Christmas Present

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 9 Comments

From us to you: a Limited Edition Louise McCune Original poster of all of our Butler Archetype friends. We’ve left a stack on the shelves in the back of Butler Café, and a few around 209. If you don’t nab one today, don’t worry, we’ll be sprinkling them around the library over the coming week.

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Chronicles of Existentialism: How Much is It Worth To You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 5 Comments

Overseen in Carman, hanging in the balance: “Bodies are not the same as Coca-Cola cans.” –Arthur Caplan

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Bwoglines: There’s a World Outside Finals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Last Thursday, Army General Ray Odierno appeared on the Colbert Report to announce the end of the War in Iraq, and over the weekend, the last U.S. troops rolled across the border from Iraq to Kuwait. Most troops will be home for Christmas, but some 4,000 will remain in Kuwait as a quick reaction force. […]

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Dark Was the Night (Of The Soul)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 37 Comments

Call us old-fashioned*, but Bwog likes sticking to traditions. That’s why we dared enter the dark abyss of terror and neurosis that is Butler without so much as a Virgil-figure to protect us (or at the very least warn us to avert our gaze from one of those 209-couples who seem to feed on creepy eye […]

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At Least We Made the Final Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 34 Comments

According to the Wall Street Journal, Mayor Bloomberg plans to announce that Cornell’s won the competition for an applied-science campus in NYC. They beat out the rest of the “shortlist,” which was down to Carnegie-Mellon, NYU, Cornell, and us, after Stanford dropped out on Friday. Not all hope is lost; even if Bloomberg awards Roosevelt Island to […]

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Butler Bingo: Archetypes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 10 Comments

It’s finals week and you know what that means. We’ve lampooned the inanity of Butler before, but this year we’ve adapted Butler Bingo around those closest (literally) to you: Butler Archetypes. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll over each square to read its description. Look around you. When […]

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Latenite Theatre Presents: Fall Anthology 2015

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Bwog promises that our pants aren’t too tight
Bwog wishes we had a nanny that would give us Molly
calling out Matt Malone for using a Bwogger’s NSOP nametag while mocking Bwog...
can Latenite send Bwog the remix of Mitt Romney that it used for CU Right Wing Republican Sex?
is “how to business” a commentary on how many CU students go into finance?
LateNite
s/o to Gowan for the more elaborate tags
s/o to Maeve for being a homie
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Carman Hall Residence Director Responds To Trans Awareness Vandalism

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carman
carman cares
floor meetings
glad Columbia is responding
lgbtq
pronouns
Trans Awareness
we stand with trans and LGBTQ
who the fuck did this

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The Plan Behind The Absurd Men’s Basketball Schedule

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basketball
bwog tries to understand sports
gaming the system is a columbia specialty
if it's not a conspiracy we're not interested
remember the SAT lol
rpi
sports math
the best kind of math

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Barnard Quad Bulletin Boards Transform Overnight Into Bread Boards

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artwork
barnard
barnard has such artistic integrity with its memes
bless up
bwog sincerely supports this mysterious bread bandit
can we appreciate the les mis reference? friday musical theater shoutouts on point
CRACK THE BREAD MYSTERY
if you think about it bread is never bad
if you think about it bread would never hurt us. bread is so pure
please keep doing what you do
quad
we really hope this bread was stolen from hewitt

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Drama@CU Season 2 Is Here

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damn that's a nice EC view
drama@CU
get this shit on bravo
how do we get casted for season 3?
much drama
student productions man
support the arts!!!
talented classmates alert
tryna get a reservation for frydaddy's this weekend

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Bwoglines: Spectaculars And Surprises Edition

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[mom voice] since when is football considered news?? kids these days
bwog tries to understand sports
bwoglines
etna's twitter account so crazy relatable
LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a shoutout from the hamilton cast to the wiz cast. diverse casting is great
throwback to when you tried to present your makeshift volcano in class but then it all went wrong and you got fake lava on your school uniform
traumatic grade school memories are always welcome here
will there ever be a friday bwoglines that doesn't reference hamilton somehow

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Go Lion Or Go Home: Bwog Reviews Roar Lion Rorchesis

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'expectro patronum!' wub wub wub wub
arts reviews
bwog will support any event involving harry potter dubstep
here at bwog we cannot comprehend feats of physical talent - only be impressed by them
it's exhausting just watching these people dance
orchesis
orchesis gets lift
we wanna be in the roone where it happens

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#TBT To The First Time It (College Walk) Was Lit

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#tbt
a conundrum: if the boring speaker wears a santa hat during his boring speech does that distract from the boringness of the speech or add to it?
annual treelighting ceremony
bwog is really feeling the holiday spirit today
even more than that bwog is feeling the holiday puns today
how do sheep in spain say merry christmas? fleece navidad
if santa rides in a sleigh what do elves ride in? minivans
we'll be here all night folks
what do you get when you cross a christmas tree with a macintosh? a pineapple

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