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Pre-Storm Wisdom From Our Parents

By Bwog Staff on Jan 21, 2016 0 Comments

As we all know by now, winter storm Jonas is coming for us, and our relatives are concerned! Here are some texts we’ve received from well-meaning parents that have served only to increase our dread: A pearl of wisdom received via phone call: “Buy bread and lunch meat.” Only the essentials, Mom! At least one of our […]

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Barnard Career Fair

By Bwog Staff on Jan 21, 2016 0 Comments

Does the thought of planning your future career leave your heart as icy cold as your toes have been this week? Never fear, it’s Barnard Career Fair time! From 11 am to 3 pm this Friday, January 22nd, join your fellow terrified students in the Diana Center Event Oval for an opportunity to meet, exchange info with, and […]

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Bwoglines: Out With The Old, In With The Cold Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 21, 2016 0 Comments

In case you haven’t heard, a gigantic storm is coming for us here in NYC. The storm’s name is Jonas–hopefully, this stormy weekend will be more of a Joe than a Kevin for you! (The Weather Channel) Netflix recently released dates, teasers, and trailers for the premieres of 11 new and returning shows just in […]

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Quiz: How Should You Survive The Winter?

By Ross Chapman on Jan 20, 2016 0 Comments

It’s getting cold outside, and this weekend doesn’t bode well for us. But how should you personally deal with it?

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BunsenBwog: New Year, New You?

By Joanna Zhang on Jan 20, 2016 0 Comments

We’re back from our break, but that doesn’t mean everything has changed. Those new year resolutions will only work if you have lots of support. Of course, we mean the support of hard science. Joanna Zhang lays out the scientific backing so hopefully we won’t relapse this semester. Winter Break means going home and eating […]

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Field Notes: Escape To New York Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2016 4 Comments

If you’re like us, you just escaped from the treacheries and pitfalls of living with your family over the break. We’re ready, full steam ahead, for the new semester and the new year…at least until our first problem set. As always, you can contribute your own field notes to tips@bwog.com. Degeneracy got a root canal […]

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Here’s What GSSC Plans For This Semester

By Joe Milholland on Jan 20, 2016 0 Comments

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these student government officials from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. That means GSSC was meeting as soon as school restarted, planning out this next semester. Student government bureau chief Joe Milholland reports on what, exactly, these plans consist of. The first day of […]

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Bwoglines: Presidential Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2016 1 Comments

Chinese President Xi Xinping began his first visit to the Middle East yesterday. His visits to various countries, including Iran and Saudi Arabia should affirm its growing thirst for Middle Eastern petroleum. (Yahoo). French President Francois Hollande declared an economic “state of emergency” yesterday to address stagnant unemployment in France. His efforts to create jobs […]

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It’s Finally Cold, And It’s So Fucking Cold

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Jan 19, 2016 0 Comments

This is it. After weeks of anxious temperature-watching, our thermometers have dropped below thirty at last. And, you know what? We hate it. Bwog writer Betsy Ladyzhets explains why our current weather situation is a. terrible, and b. definitely the work of sadistic weather gods. After months of torturous back-and-forth between almost-cold weather and balmy wannabe-beach […]

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Bwog Wants YOU! (And You, And You, And Also You)

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2016 1 Comments

Tired of Spec flyers plastered all over your door? Found yourself writing puns while bored in CC? Got a poetically written, kind-of creepy poem about your favorite campus statue scrawled in a notebook somewhere? If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, we have some incredible news: Bwog might just be the place for […]

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Candlelight Vigil For Students Lost In Honduras

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2016 0 Comments

Tonight, the University is holding a candlelight vigil to honor Olivia Erhardt, CC ’18, Daniella Moffson, BC ’17, and Abigail Flanagan, a nurse practitioner at the Columbia University Medical Center and a General Studies student, who were killed in a bus accident in Honduras last Wednesday while volunteering for the Columbia chapter of Global Brigades. The […]

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Shit Your Professors Will Say (Or, Call For Opening Remarks)

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2016 0 Comments

It’s true, classes have barely started – but, as the indefinable They governing our colloquial expressions say, only three things in life are inevitable: death, taxes, and weird professors. In this first week, the realm of syllabi and awkward silences, many of your professors probably haven’t planned out lectures beyond reading over a typo-ridden document […]

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Places To Hide During A Zombie Apocalypse

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no one knows how to get through schermerhorn
not even the zombies
prepping for that zombie apocalypse
watch out for them at ur next EC blowout

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Knickerbocker Recap: Fencers Have My Heart Edition

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Bwog does sports
we'll get you next time princeton
yes bwog loves sports cant you tell

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Dorm Heaters Should Be Better Designed For Maximum Perching

Levi Cohen 1

bwog perches
bwog sits
i still love my perch even with all her flaws
sitting at my desk normally is simply not an option at this point
the agony and the ecstasy
things could be better but they arent
this is a serious issue take me seriously
this is the most important issue of our time

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Personals: Owen And Zoe

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help me get my coworkers laid
owen hid lemon juice and lime juice in my pillowcase while drunk during a party and ill never let him or anyone forget it
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zoe is the tall one and owen is the short one btw

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Personals: Idris And Sarah

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bwog is hot we love bwog
idris won't spill any bacchanal secrets so don't even think about it
seriously just go to 1020 any night of the week and you're bound to find one of them
so much chaotic energy in this post

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Bwoglines: Controlled By Homosexuals Edition

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RUBBER BAND MAN GOT THE POCKET WITH THE BANK ROLL
surprise surprise the us causing tensions because of numerous withdrawals from global plans
the grammy awards

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Personals: Isabel Sepulveda

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isabel
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we loooove isabel

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Science Fair: Social Media Edition

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bwog science
love the emphasis on the *non-pizza* lunch
not that there's anything wrong with pizza
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still follow bwog on instagram tho!

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