I think we’ve seen this film before… and we REALLY liked the ending!

All’s fair in love and Barnumbia.

I’m aware that I’m not that observant.

You can never escape the dining hall comparisons.

 Girl math is budgeting.

Art history, but make it a bit silly.

She would probably have gotten a better character arc here, anyway.

Just an appetizer of the recent history of our school.

Bwog has compiled just a few of the many times our former chronically online president fired off 280 characters about our beloved school.

Let’s make these buildings salacious.

The frats are either going to permanently ban me from future parties or appoint me to become their designated party planner because of this article. At this point, I’m not sure which outcome sounds worse.

This is a dedication to late trains and frantically texting your friends to apologize for tardiness at each stop on the way.

Trend advising from your favorite blog.

This morning, President Bollinger announced the next phase of Columbia’s expansion plan, effective immediately, which outlines Columbia’s immediate absorption under Barnard into a new parent university.

Start your education, and may the best drag queen win!