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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Orgo Night Posters Are Back (And They’re Better)

Bwog Staff 4

69 semi annual ;-)
baby daddy
back and they're better
bryson tiller
but barnard has jjs place
cumb
cumb to 209
don't (play this song for him)
don't (skip orgo night this year)
malia obama
no more jjs place sugar daddies
no one is safe
orgo night
orgo night posters
varsity show
will their jokes make u cumb?

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Get Shit Done (An Instrumental Study Playlist)

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

alternative suggestion: just pull up the soundtrack of your favorite movie on youtube
playlist
remember when doctor who season 5 was airing and we had no idea how shitty moffat's writing would turn out to be? those were the days
shoutout to symphonic band music for going hard
there was going to be anime music on this playlist but then we reevaluated our life choices

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Senior Wisdom: Freida Steiner

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assonance is the best
Bwog Senior Wisdom
cool sociology
low key prepping for Latin rhetorical techniques
senior wisdoms
senior wisdoms 2016
so her favorite class was one at the College?
so many s's
the magnolia tree is dead sorry barnard
you like the worst pizza—it is known

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SGA Talks With Trustee, Frances Sadler

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barnard bearoness out
board of trustees is as transparent as a brick wall
ccsc won for the best last meeting of the year
HAGS
hinkson is the zodiac killer
sadler + sanders = sandler
SGA is meh
tfw sga moves all the important shit to internal

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Bwog In Bed: The Beginning And The End Edition

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bwog in bed
coffee is a drug but we can't live without it
smoking kills but only slowly
that coffee comment reminds us of something we heard once: "If cocaine wasn't addictive I would do it all the time"
we love bwog in bed

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Field Notes: The End Of Times Edition

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field notes
if this is your last weekend on campus/you're done after this friday we hate you but we also want to be you
like if you relate to the custard
like if you relate to the void
referencing frost and dante in one post? that's a lot possibly too much (much like finals)
to quote macbeth: all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death
what is a weekend really but a collection of moments we will eventually forget

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Senior Wisdom: Suze Myers

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Does she run the barnlib insta too?
Librarians ARE punk af
Probably top 10
RIP Maggie's old spot
RIP Uni Cafe
RIP Zayn
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms
senior wisdoms 2016
The librarians are more hardcore than us
We actually cried when we found out Suze is BC Magnolia Tree
We actually really like the Eye
We're all that weird raindrop cake thing

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CCSC Descends Into Chaos Over Renaming The Sandwich Ambassador

Joe Milholland 1

'most likely to invite jj's staff to his wedding' same
"That's out of order"
being on shrooms during a CCSC meeting
Ben Mak
ccsc
CCSC chaos
Dan Stone
Dan Stone gets what he wants
flip
foosball
like if you think joe is the most effective member of ccsc
Pornstache
renaming sandwich ambassador
sandwich ambassador
shitting on members of CCSC
Vivek Ramakrishnan
where is our paper plate award
where is the award for 'most likely to send a college-wide email at 3am'?

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