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Lost: Burberry Scarf

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 0 Comments

Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.

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Free Hacking and Snacking at DevFest

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 1 Comments

DevFest, a “week long application development experience” sponsored by the Application Development Initiative, kicks off today in Davis Auditorium at 1:00 pm. According to a tipster, there will be a bounty of snacks including Chinese food and WestSide sandwiches—ample fuel for the 24-hour hackathon which begins today as well. DevFest runs all week, and features workshops […]

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Happy Name Day, NoCo!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 6 Comments

Today marks one year since Bwog deepened our romance with the Northwest Corner Building by polling you, dear readers, to find the perfect nickname. NoCo beat out such worthy contenders as “NWC,” “The Cheesegrater,” and “The Panopticon.” Whatever you want to call it, take a moment to raise a cup of Joe to our shiniest and most […]

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Bwoglines: College Problems Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 1 Comments

It’s another scandalous day in the Ivy League. Patrick Witt, the Yale quarterback who was lauded as a sports hero after he opted to play in the Harvard-Yale game rather than sit for his Rhodes Scholarship interview, has been accused of sexual assault. Turns out the Rhodes committee found out about the (unofficial) accusation and suspended […]

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Are Engineers Bad Great in Bed?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 42 Comments

It appears that our blue neighbors to the North have a serious problem: in an article published last Friday, Yale Daily News reports that Yale’s single men are “maybe-I’ll-just-eat-this-sandwich-instead” terrible at copulating! Bwog is keenly aware of the prevalent hook-up culture at Columbia, so we wondered, what about our men? A wild commenter has already done […]

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Welcome to 2004

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 26 Comments

Bad news, friends: we now have one less thing to bitch about. By the end of 2012, your Columbia-provided email address will change over from Cubmail to Gmail. That’s right—no more of this. According to Spec, to start, “50 to 80 students […] will be selected for the trial run by Shollenberger.” What we want […]

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Let Your Hair Down; Show a Little Ankle

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 2 Comments

Saturday night features the annual Dance Marathon in Lerner Party Space. Ass shaking will commence at 1 pm Saturday, and end at 7 am on Sunday. The event has been organized to raise awareness, and money, for the fight against pediatric AIDS. It seems like there will be some pretty good music, with Gavin Russom of LCD […]

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When It’s All a Sick Joke

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 8 Comments

Today, a few intrepid Columbia students unsatisfied by ethnically ambiguous dining hall offerings ventured into Hamilton 702 with open minds and empty stomachs for the supposed first lecture of a course entitled “Masterpieces of Western Food.” While immediately put off by the alarming lack of snacks, this audacious reporter stuck it out, for reasons of journalistic […]

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Gilchrist Wants to Return to Columbia, Has a Message for Us

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 14 Comments

As reported a few days ago, the College Republicans have been considering bringing Jim Gilchrist, co-founder and president of the Minuteman Project—a controversial group aiming to stop illegal immigration—back to speak at Columbia. For those of you who don’t remember Gilchrist’s last visit to campus in October 2006, violence broke out between a group of protestors […]

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Overheard: The Name is the Address

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 5 Comments

Some times the devil is in the details. Other times its in the name. Girl 1: Where’s 1020? Girl 2: On Amsterdam somewhere… Girl 1: Like, where? It’s a pretty long street…. Girl 2: I don’t know… I’ve never been there before. Bwog recommends brushing up on your celestial navigation before setting out on this […]

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Cooking With Bwog: Something for Everyone

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 1 Comments

Last semester, we sent Matt Powell on a series of missions to see what he could cook up with the contents of a random individual’s room. In the midst of the start-of-semester flurry, Matt has prepared an improvisational piece for this week’s installment of Cooking with Bwog. Let’s get real—I’m the kind of person who […]

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The End of Days

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 0 Comments

The four horses of the SSOL apocalypse are on their way! Hurry up and register for that class that you thought you didn’t want to take but turned out to be full of unknown knowledge (or just full of easy homework assignments), as it’s the last day to add courses. Also, if you just don’t get MusicHum, drop […]

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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

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2016
can't live in the present always looking to the future
champagne bwoggers
champagne papi
fuck "cuffing season"
hotline bling of course
new year
new year's resolutions
soul cycle
tryna start a lifestyle brand

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

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"reaching new heights"
asap ferg
bwog in bed
drinking wine from a mason jar in butler
drinking wine on the havemeyer roof
future
new level
pretending to work
sry if you're still at school and have to travel on xmas eve
tryna level up this winter vacation
we're home but we still have to finish our final paper

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

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'please change your behavior' what a kind way of telling everyone to stop fucking up the planet
actual wisdom
but if cinderblock architecture is suboptimal what kind of architecture is superoptimal?
don't stay up all night to study folks. you never know when it might make you miss your exam
you can give up any food if necessary? give us some of your willpower

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Bwog Poetry

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Analyze this poetry at your own risk
bwog poetry
I remember learning poetry in 6th grade and my teacher was kind of creepy about it
Still don't understand meter
These titles are accurate af

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

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'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut
Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS
Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein
warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce
we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping
WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

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'mama ... just killed my prof ... put a gun up to his head ... pulled the trigger now he's dead ...'
'sends shivers down my spine ... mind is aching all the time ...'
bwog in bed
for a 'creative break' plan how you'd murder your prof if you failed his final. don't follow through though
tbh bohemian rhapsody could very easily be about finals
the main character in bohemian rhapsody is not a great role model but damn does he sing well

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

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'didn't study for my monday final'
does anyone really study for their monday finals or is that a myth?
field notes
if columbia had a group hug it would be nice but somewhat creepy
if you didn't nearly die of overheating during orgo night you're apparently doing something wrong
on the other hand if barnard had a group hug it would just be gay
we hate the people who are already home for break but we also wish we could be them

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

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'i feed a colony of feral cats' we aspire to get on this level
actual wisdom
bwog isn't getting a head in anthropology and we're not sure how we feel about that
oral sex vs cheese truly is a soul crushing diabolical dilemma - that's why we ask the question
we're definitely still wondering what r.e.m.'s lyrics mean don't worry

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