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Overseen: Womb Raider

By Bwog Staff on Oct 16, 2011 12 Comments

Thought this giant hairy rasturbation was bad? Check out the friskiness that befell the Mudd ‘vator this past weekend. This one has more of a vagina dentata effect… Photo courtesy of Courtney Gianinni

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You’re Probably Sitting in a Library Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Oct 16, 2011 5 Comments

Doing “work.” But, really, deleting Facebook friends and online shopping don’t count as being productive. Why not come hang out with Bwog for a bit, instead? Stop by the SGO at 7pm for our weekly meeting. There will be a variety of undisclosed free snacks. At least this way you can tell your roommate that […]

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Meet Columbia’s Winningest Team

By Bwog Staff on Oct 16, 2011 14 Comments

Columbia may not always excel on the playing field, but when it comes to sports of the intellectual variety, we fare rather well. Last week, our Parliamentary Debate Team faced off against Harvard in a public debate hosted by Halogen TV and recapped in the New York Times. Bwog caught up with Columbia’s winning epistemological […]

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Celebration Doesn’t Have To Be Stationary

By Bwog Staff on Oct 16, 2011 7 Comments

Interested in celebrating the fall harvest in style, but can’t find a good free-standing structure with a palm-leaf roof nearby? Chabad Lubavitch has conveniently set up a super-mobile sukkah on Broadway between 113th and 114th streets for your religious observance needs. For those unfamiliar with Jewish High Holidays, Sukkot is a weeklong festival commemorating the bounties of […]

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Library Hopping: So You Don’t Become Part of Butler’s Permanent Collection

By Bwog Staff on Oct 16, 2011 25 Comments

Your Butler: the fluted columns, the intellectual legacy, the perfect study spot. Unfortunately that serial sniffler surrounded by a fortress of textbooks thinks so too. The Panopticonesque 209 is for people who want to be seen studying, not actually get any work done. But Butler’s just so purdy, you say. Excuses, excuses. Aesthetics certainly don’t make […]

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Sometimes Campus Can Be Confusing Too

By Bwog Staff on Oct 16, 2011 2 Comments

In fact, our campus can be very confusing—especially when its late Saturday night. Send your overheards to tips@bwog.com. Girl, pointing at Lerner: “That’s the student-ish center thing, whatever.” Curious passerby: ”What are all these red flags for? Is there a massive capture the flag game going on?” Escher via Wikipedia

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Bwog Sports Sunday: We Win, We Lose, We Still Booze

By Bwog Staff on Oct 16, 2011 3 Comments

Homecoming, fondly referred to as Christmas in some circles, is an intoxicating occasion in which students, parents, and alumni alike play out their state school fantasies by engaging in heavy drinking and casual spectating. This year was no exception. Columbia fans didn’t let the construction at Baker Athletic Complex tarnish their school (read: drinking) spirit. […]

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Bwoglines: Slightly Not Good News Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 16, 2011 0 Comments

Occupy Wall Street has now grown to include protests in over 900 cities. Looks like New York, as always, is a trend-setting powerhouse. (Salon) Remember when the world was supposed to end last spring? Well it’s gonna happen again on Oct. 21st. Minus many strident, and now bankrupt, supporters. (Huff Po) You just got another […]

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Well-Endowed

By Bwog Staff on Oct 15, 2011 4 Comments

You may have seen it in the news yesterday morning, but we just wanted to make sure you were aware that Columbia’s endowment is flush with hard-earned and successfully-invested dollars. $7.8 billion of them in fact, (you might be interested to know that the cost of Manhattanville was pegged at $7 billion). Think about all […]

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Coners Strike Again

By Bwog Staff on Oct 15, 2011 8 Comments

This week, the mysterious Columbia coners struck again in a manner that you will not forget, coning the innocent thinker statue.

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Boringside Heights: Kafkaesque Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 15, 2011 13 Comments

With Hallow’s Eve quickly approaching, campus is starting to spiral further and further into the likes of a Tim Burton movie.

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A Portrait of PrezBo as a Football Fan

By Bwog Staff on Oct 15, 2011 20 Comments

A tipster sent in this somewhat Monet-esque picture of the Man himself carb-ing up in the snack tent before the big game. UPDATE: Thanks to Kylie Rogers, also spotted was Ke$ho snacking on some popcorn while posing for pictures with students. UPDATE: Mailing Wu snapped a picture of PrezBo posing with some students in a […]

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Bwoglines: Conversation Starters (For The Insufferable) Edition

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BWOGFUNQUIZ 1 Hint: Stealing from your neighbors is not the (only) answer!
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Keeping the NSOP spirit alive!
Legitimately great articles though
U.S. train policy = Our national small dick insecurity
We do love you first years
We're serious about that beer

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CCSC Unveils Plan To Fight Food Insecurity On Campus

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Food Insecurity

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Bucket List: Back And Ready To Learn

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a hashtag in a movie title wow!!!!
be eager freshmen and soak up columbia's wisdom
bucket list
halfway through the week sorry not sorry
look at those eager beavers ready to get intellectual
some of these are really cool guys
tbh we are very confused about the iran agreement
we love collaborating and co-resisting

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#RushBwog And Become A Staff Writer

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join our coven
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staff writer application
xoxo gossip bwog

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Quiz: Which Essential Item Did You Forget?

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are you scared yet?
but seriously you will be fine
Bwog loves quizzes
don't be that overly excited person
tbh every year we forget something

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Send Us Your Opening Remarks!

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humor at the expense of others is our favorite kind of humor
kanye for prez
opening remarks
send us your stuff please!!!
seriously some prof's try so hard and fail so hard
we just wanna know what prezbo's opening remarks are

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Bwoglines: Friendly Fire Edition

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bang marry kill the westboro baptist church kim davis or donald trump
beyonce is the only queen we need
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did that girl get an "edgy haircut" from the person advertising on broadway
god hates bwog
rivalries
so many felt blankets so little time
why do those people need a fire during the day

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Field Notes: Leisurely Labor Day Weekend Edition

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bwog doesn't wear white after labor day but that's because bwog is goth and never wears white
don't rush beta rush bwog
field notes
notes from the field
welcome back

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