New Staff Writer Gabi Alvarez nearly flatlines after discovering John Jay Dining Hall’s ice cream has vanished, only to be replaced by a new ice cream station! 

The Okayest Freshman Dorm

You need to free your mind…

A beauty to behold—the convenience of the Wallach-John Jay tunnel/hallway/whatchamacallit is astounding.

John Jay Water Fountain, you have my heart.

The Okayest Freshman Dorm

Those darn freestyle soda machines can paralyze you with indecision and fill you with questions: “Which drink is the best?” Fear not, for I have an answer.

Need to know where to find a good cup of joe?

I can call you Betty!

This seemingly benign dessert option has… sinister implications.

May your Pinterest run wild with imagination.

Imagine Caesar Flickerman swiping you into Faculty House.

John Jay: where singles become social.

We know you’ve thought about it.

Guest Bwogger Emma Melnikov has the inside scoop on the shock caused by the exasperating search to find a place to sit and eat your dinner at John Jay.