Oh how I yearn for your cool, sweet embrace.
New Staff Writer Gabi Alvarez nearly flatlines after discovering John Jay Dining Hall’s ice cream has vanished, only to be replaced by a new ice cream station!
A beauty to behold—the convenience of the Wallach-John Jay tunnel/hallway/whatchamacallit is astounding.
John Jay Water Fountain, you have my heart.
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Need to know where to find a good cup of joe?
This seemingly benign dessert option has… sinister implications.
May your Pinterest run wild with imagination.
Imagine Caesar Flickerman swiping you into Faculty House.
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