Put down your Marx-Engels reader and buckle up, kids. Housing season is here. Internal Editor Zoe Sottile tells you what’s up.

After digging through the archives of Butler for days on end, Bwog has finally uncovered Percy Bysshe Shelley’s lost masterpiece. 

Happy Sunday! Here’s everything you need to know for today. 

The 6th floor of Kent, 8th floor of Butler, and of course those Milstein single use bathrooms. Bwog is no stranger to advising you all on the best places on campus to deliver the browns to the pool, but one Bwogger has recently visited a bathroom unlike any other.

Betsy Ladyzhets is a quality sandwich.

On Friday, Teachers College’s EPIC (Education for Persistence and Innovation Center) kicked off their Yu Panglin Lecture Series with “Failing Upward: The Open Secret of Progress in Science with Nobel Laureate Martin Chalfie and Maiken Scott.”  Dr. Chalfie spoke about his college grades, glowing proteins, and more. Staffer Sarah Braner has the scoop. 

 New York City is packed with amazing culture and inspiring art, but sometimes it’s difficult to break the Morningside-bubble and experience it all first-hand. “Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/theatrically-inclined on campus. On Campus: Wednesday through Sunday, head up to the Lenfest Center […]

Not like that.

Midterms are upon us (or have already happened), time flies when you’re stressed. Here’s some news you missed while you were cramming for you midterm you forgot about until the night before. 

Daily Editor Henry “Improper Fraction” Golub spits math like a Mayan.

We have an announcement.

This tired Bwogger has a bone to pick with the people who decide when classes are scheduled. 

This week, Columbia hosted a series of speakers to share some of their work examining interactions between storytelling and academia. Bwog Sports Editor Jana Jaran attended a conference session this morning with speakers connecting the idea of narrative to topics from gay marriage to artificial intelligence. 

It’s a beautiful new Friday! Be sure to catch up on the news before you head to Avery to start grinding for those midterms. In today’s news: California is flooding, Portugal declares a day of mourning, and Broadway is popping off.

Betsy Ladyzhets has read more about yeast in the past week than she ever wanted to in her entire life.