Bring back the Classic Hewitt™  vibe with the muffled Pop Radio. 

If you’re reading this, it’s probably because this has already happened to you. Statistically, 99.9% of students have had this happen to them. I don’t know what it is with Barnard/Columbia students that makes them so obnoxiously self-absorbed that they literally will invade your personal space just to fucking fix their hair in class. 

With the sudden closing of e’s Bar in December 2019, residents of Morningside Heights are wondering what will be next to occupy the space between 112th and 113th St. Without any research or grounding in reality, here are my ideas:

“It’s the most! Wonderful timeeee! Of the yearrrr!” That’s right, Cahlumbians. It’s internship application season, which means that not only do you get to write one cover letter—you get to write thousands of them.

I’m not kidding.

To start, we have to acknowledge three things: I never thought I would watch The Bachelor or any of its spinoffs: The Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad, Bachelor: Winter Games, and Bachelor in Paradise. In fact, I actively made fun of my friends for watching them. I have come to see the error of my ways. The Bachelor […]

 Bwogger Joanna Yu scopes out the warmest places on campus to study so that this winter so you can finally take your Canada Goose off and bask in warmth while you study.

Jessie Zhang (BC ’23) raises money for Australian volunteer firefighters the best way she knows how — Tik Tok. 

Staff Writer Alyse Rovner alongside New Bwoggers Leah Sandler and Annie Hagerty try oat milk lattes from all 3 Joe Coffee Company storefronts on Columbia’s campus and are here to tell you which one is the best. 

Staff Writer Zach Fisher gets lost trying to navigate the Schermerhorn Extension. Like really really really lost. 

The frozen margarita is, simply put, the perfect cocktail.

If you’re selling something on Facebook, you should include the price in the listing.

A Bwogger ruminates on the Columbia frat scene and the brothers that welcome us into it.

Ever had an Archaeology class in the Kraft Center? CC in the Union Theological Seminary? Does Columbia arbitrarily toss around your class times and locations as if by the whims of a child emperor who was never taught to love? Here are a few of the worst times and places our Ivy League university will schedule […]

Did you spend hours on Tik Tok over winter break and now you can’t seem to stop? Guest Bwogger William Lyman feeds our addiction in the best way possible – Columbia as Tik Toks.