Whoever you are, I am so sorry. 

Don’t get involved in monkey business. 

Thought I’d share a few of the intrusive brainrot thoughtbabies that plague me daily (especially in and around Butler library)

What’s hidden behind the stacks of Butler…

As the clock strikes 7:30 pm and the doors to seemingly every building on campus clang shut, our protagonist must find a place to study for her midterm… no fairy godmother in sight. 

You and Butler, Butler and you. A dramatic love-hate relationship, explored.

A small conversation with an even smaller subject.

Just…why?

Saturday Daily Elijah Knodell reviews Butler Library’s newest “special collection.”

Still looking for a unique Halloween costume that your friends definitely haven’t already thought of? Look no further.

“Gorgeous gorgeous girls love soup.”

For those of us not in NYC, who long for the days of studying in Butler, Milstein, Avery, the Engineering Library, and Teacher’s College…the list goes on… 

Life is hard enough as a first-year, and then you put us into breakout rooms? That’s a bit much.

Bwogger Chloe Gong ventured into Butler stacks to investigate its mysterious collections. You won’t believe what she saw.  

Jeffrey Ndubisi, CC student extraordinaire, files this report.