“Well way up North where the air gets cold, there’s a tale about Christmas that you’ve all been told. And a real famous cat all dressed up in red, and he spends the whole year workin’ out on his sled.”

Bwog is in bed and listening to Lady Gaga.

I could have written “Somebody That I Used To Know” but Gotye couldn’t have written this Bwog In Bed.

Nothing like raccoons sifting through garbage to get your attention span to lengthen.

Not in the swing of things yet…

With the true end of the school year tantalizingly close, here are some tips for the home stretch.

Today’s Bwog In Bed is all about great works of art—like “Shot Sage Blue Marilyn” by Andy Warhol, and Lover by Taylor Swift.

The light at the end of the tunnel is coming, y’all.

2:46 pm is a wonderful time to start your day…right?

A 48-hour forcast of rain, you say? Finals week has begun.

Your eyes are begging for rest. Rest them.

Get some fresh air and get those papers finished!

You’ll get them next time, Amazon Labor Union!

One. More. Day.

Don’t study today and you’ll be happy today.