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Buy Sell Trade is known for reasonable pricing–only $100,000,000 (negotiable!)

A Bwog staffer noticed some strange goings-on in the Barnard Buy/Sell/Trade Facebook page and decided to investigate.

Last week, a post from Sanam Jalinous, BC ’19, and Hannah Hungerford, BC ’19, for a free table at Joe’s revolutionized the potential of Barnard’s Buy/ Sell/ Trade page.

No more was the page just for clothing rejects or “never used” make-up products. Buy/ Sell/ Trade was now a place in which the most valuable assets on Columbia Campus could be auctioned off.

Besides a free table at Joe’s, what does Columbia dream of purchasing on BST?

  • Swipes into EC
  • Sugar daddies
  • Elevator access in Hamilton
  • Cure for the plague
  • Umbrellas capable of withstanding the wind
  • Summer internships
  • Access to the Barnard tunnel system during construction
  • Vibrators
  • Plans for spring break
  • Wine in Butler
  • Seats at Ferris/John Jay during peak hours
  • Sleep
  • Friends

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For those of you in SEAS not active on Facebook, you probably haven’t seen a new meme circulating News Feeds. The “This is _____” meme became popular over the weekend, gaining traction most likely due to Winter Storm Jonas-related boredom. The meme consists of a stick figure depiction and a short truism about the Facebook user. Meme Maniac Mason Amelotte took it upon himself to generate some stories for a few campus characters. Check ’em out!

Photos via Mason Amelotte



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Enjoy treats like this at LKVC

Enjoy treats like this mochi at LKVC

Big things are always shaping up on the Barnard Quad. This week that big thing is the newly formed Legend of Korra Viewing Club, held weekly in the Sulz 8 lounge. Legend of Korra is the offshoot of popular Nickelodeon anime series Avatar: The Last Airbender. As one participant’s mother aptly exclaimed, in reaction to the news via text, “Legend of Korra Viewers is quite a niche group!” It might be niche, but the group’s popularity on campus is growing. To give you a sense of whether you might want to join, Daily Editor and trend-setter Sarah Dahl brings you the highlights of the last (first) meeting.

Barnard first years Kristin Arsenault, Sidney Benich, and Maddy Teller scheduled the first meeting of the Legend of Korra Viewing Club (LKVC) for last Sunday, September 13, between 9:30-11:00 pm.

They posted the event information on the ever looming and infamous Barnard Class of 2019 Facebook group. Word traveled quickly and about two dozen Barnard first years attended the club’s inaugural rendez vous.

“We did NOT expect so many people to show interest,” Maddy said. Looking to the future, she continued, “Now that this is a real(ish) club, I think a good goal for us this semester is to get to know each other better. Right now we’re just a bunch of strangers who like Legend of Korra. Maybe one day we will be friends…”

The hosts served typical ‘bender’ foods from local Asian store m2m, including red bean cakes, bananas, dumplings, mochi, and Oreos. Sidney explained that she, Maddy, and Kristin looked up what types of foods to eat on the Avatar wiki [link].

The meeting began with an icebreaker game in which attendees shared their names, experience with the show, and favorite characters. During the next hour and a half, the group watched the first two episodes of Legend of Korra.

In Episode #1, Korra bids farewell to her parents as she embarks on adult life with her pet dog and no cash—a scenario oddly reminiscent of NSOP, sans Christina Ellsberg.

Ah well, TV can’t mirror real life exactly—that would spoil the fun! Come to the group’s next meeting tomorrow night at 9:30 for more episodes. Kristin said the club will watch three episodes per meeting, but it will take more than a semester to finish the series. So if you’re too busy now, you can jump in later. And if you’re not a BC student, make friends with one on the Facebook page to sign you in.

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Should I try to limit myself to 12 posts a day?

Should I try to limit myself to 12 posts a day? Or will more than 12 posts make me this popular? So many likes!

Social Media Scholar Maia Berlow went into the uncharted territory of discovering the allure behind becoming a Facebook celeb. You know ’em, you love ’em, or you love to hate ’em (but really secretly love them because they make the group so much better).

Every grade has them. Those kids that post incessantly on the admitted students page before everyone gets to school. Everyone knows their names, everyone knows their profile pictures, but does anyone really know those Facebook famous students? I decided to learn more about some of the Columbia Class of 2018 Facebook fames and why they post so darn much. All the students interviewed had been named “Facebook Famous” by multiple sources, and not surprisingly, not one of the seven declined to be interviewed (although one ended up getting out of it).  It could be expected that they would be pretty full of themselves, and the interviews to be very odd, but they all proved to be fascinating and enthusiastic.

All of them posted for the first time in their Facebook group out of the excitement that came from getting into Columbia. “It was like shaking up a Coke bottle and just having it burst out everywhere,” said Alexander Birkel about the anticipation to get into Columbia and then being able to interact with other future Columbia students. Thomas Nielsen had taken a gap year and so by the time the 2018 page came about he was “very zealous and excited to meet everybody.”  Most of our Facebook fames had been admitted early and they were all dying to meet their new classmates and, at the time, Facebook was the easiest way to do that.

They all had different comfort levels with internet communication; Heather Macomber and Nielsen attended online high schools and were pros at communicating via the internet. Others were just excited to get into that “frenzy of ‘oh-my-god-I’m-so-excited-we’re-going-to-be-classmates,’” as Caroline Lee said. The Facebook group provided a place to organize meetups or online hangouts and it became a safe haven of intellectual conversations, and a realization that soon they would be able to escape high school. “It was really interesting getting to talk to people from all over the world and hear their experiences,” noted Will Essilfie. The Facebook group provided a way for people to debate current events or just UChicago vs Columbia (though we’re not sure why anyone even needed to debate that).

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The Internet is not always a nice place. However, one group of anonymous do-gooding Columbians is trying to change that. Columbia Compliments serves an an intermediary, accepting complimentary Facebook messages intended for specific people and publically posting those messages as its status, without mentioning who sent them. In the end, the lucky recipient gets a public compliment that seems to come from Columbia. Taken together, it’s an anonymous love-fest. But just who is behind Columbia Compliments? They wouldn’t tell us, but we interviewed them anyway.

Bwog: Why now?

Columbia Compliments: We have been thinking about this idea for a while. It just felt like the right time. Midterms just finished (for most people), and a lot of people aren’t as pleased with their results as they would like to be. It’s just so pleasing to see people walk around with a smile on their faces.

Do you have any favorite compliments? What makes a good compliment?

Honestly, there are just so many phenomenal comments that it’s hard to pick just one.
A good compliment is one that puts a genuine smile on the recipient’s face, and urges others to send compliments in as well.

Has anyone submitted a compliment for themselves? If they did, would you post it?

No one has done that thus far. We will only develop a policy for that if necessary!

How long will you be doing this?

We are not in a position to answer this question at the moment.

Is it just one person?

We will not be responding to this question.

Has anyone done anything sweetly romantic? Has anyone done anything creepily romantic?

Sweetly romantic, yes. There have been tons of people that have complimented their friends and loved ones with extremely romantic language. There haven’t been too many creepy compliments thus far, with the exception of one or two secret admirers.

What about all the people who aren’t getting compliments?

The word about this initiative is yet to get to as many people as we want. Once it gets to a larger audience, we hope that one’s compliments will urge others to send in compliments as well—expanding the overall reach of this project.



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Last week, we posted some salacious screenshots of the Columbia Class of 2016 Facebook page. This morning we received the following in an email tip from a prefroshbear reader (props!):

So I saw the post about the Columbia Class of 2016 facebook page. It was pretty funny, but those posts have nothing on the stuff people have been posting on the Barnard Class of 2016 page.

She was right.



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CANNED BEER: check out this history of the official container of real college’s official drink. (The Daily)

Sliced bread

This stuff is pretty great too

VINTAGE CHAMPAGNE AND SKYLINE VIEWS: Bwog knows it’s never too early to start thinking about Valentine’s Day plans (or to start repressing these same thoughts), so why not a private dinner and rooftop pool swim at the Peninsula for $1500? Gothamist recommends White Castle for “real players,” but Columbians can always do one better. (Gothamist)

POLITICAL OPPORTUNISM: a new Mitt ad makes Tom Brokaw uncomfortable, and he’s not ok with that. (Gawker)

FACEBOOK: neurotic New Yorkers share real life “defriending” strategies. Digital rejection is always easier to palate than the real thing, as these high school seniors will tell you after Vassar accidentally accepted them before rejecting them an hour later. (NYT)

SWITZERLAND: live from Davos at the World Economic Forum, the blog of econ department luminary Joseph Stiglitz’s wife, Anya Schriffin. Protip: wait till Zurich for a “decent cup of hot chocolate.” (Reuters)

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Last semester, after Early Decision results went out, we checked in on the Class of 2016’s Facebook page. We expected to be, uh, entertained; we were not disappointed. So last week, when Regular Decision stats were announced, we thought maybe that the 2016 Facebook’s page had had time to ferment. Again, we expected something to chuckle at. Indeed, we must hand it to you, 2016. You not only outdid our expectations, you outdid yourselves.



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Ready to do something awesome

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed.

Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they signed up for Facebook.” One analyst dubbed it, “an arms race between technology companies to know as much as possible about the people using their services.” (NYTimes)

Finals tip: The amount of beverages on your desk is directly proportional to your grade on the exam.

Hop on over to Bwog’s corner of the Twitterverse for more hot tips.

Stressbustyourself: Exercise can get your heart pumping and endorphins flowing, re-energizing your body and mind. Take a brisk walk or jog around the block to get your mind ticking along smoothly.

Overheard: One girl, inadvertently demonstrating why we should all just sign up for OKCupid already, “You see, it has to be that one perception is overpowering the other. Either he’s really really cute and he’s French or he’s really French and so that makes him cute. It has to be one or the other.”

Last but not least: HARDCORE ends tonight. Catch up on it before the grand finale.

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It’s been a long weekend—one you spent in Butler, no doubt. Re-join us as we continue to profile those library regulars who spent it with you. In this installment of Butler Archetypes, Carpal Tunnel Victim Conor Skelding takes a close look at just how many notifications the guy next to him has. 

Sketch from Louise McCune's dream journal.

He’ll give up anything, just to feel that rush.

New tab, f-key, return, c-key, down arrow, return, tab, password, return—inhale, pause. The moment it takes for the page to load stretches to infinity. Then, yes! God, YES, a notification! His brain floods with dopamine release.

We’ve all been there; Butler can be a sad, lonely, place. Who are you to judge the guy next to you for taking the edge off with a little Facebook action? We all do it in moderation, and it’s not as big a deal as people make it out to be.

But oh, no. With this guy, it will never be just be “a little.” He needs those little red boxes. He craves them.

Seeing a fellow human being go on like this isn’t easy for you. He’s fighting his instinct, fighting his brain which has not-so-sensibly determined that the immediate return of Facebook outweighs his paper. And the Reference Room isn’t a very friendly place—maybe a little human reinforcement, a head nod from you, will go a long way to curb his cravings. But you wonder… will he try to Friend you after?

And there he goes again! He’s waiting for the page to load. When it does, he’s disappointed, but tries to hide it. You can see him drafting an internal status; “No notifications? Whatever. Anyways, I just checked! How crazy is that. People value me. Back to workkkkk.”

Do they really, though? He’d better check, just one last time…




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Today’s Bwoglines challenge the things you love most:

Cartoons: Pinocchio should be punished, Spongebob will destroy our children (Slate, Atlantic)

Cigarettes: The future of smoking is e-cigarettes. (NYMag)

Sex: Has been displaced by Facebook. (Gizmodo)

World History: It’s whatever. (New Yorker)

Take-Out: It’s evil! (Gothamist)

Emoticons: Sometimes they look like vaginas. (NYT)

Google: Is actually taking over the world. (WSJ)

There’s one exception! Beavis and Butthead are not only recognized for their honesty, compassion, and humility, but are also back for a new season, starting Wednesday. (NYT)



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Results of the p90x

Every war produces heroes, and this summer’s battle over delayed housing assignments that broke out on the Facebook page for the Class of 2015 is no exception. Bwog is profiling some the most famous and infamous personalities involved that social media shitstorm. In Top of Their Class, you can read about some of the people you met on the Internet, on the Internet.

Name: Nnamdi Nwaezeapu

Famous For: Sympathies towards the housing lottery, workout advice, existential revelation

Significant Posts:

“i couldn’t stand go go at first. but it grows on you. like your hair.” – July 30th at 7:22 p.m.

“i feel so sorry for all of the wallach doubles kids. but it’s so fun to watch them scramble for transfers lol.” – July 16th at 8:24 p.m.

“p90x FTW!” – August 9 at 9:23 a.m.

“i just got my wallet stolen right out of my back pocket by a crackhead! any crazy s**t happen to you guys before?” – May 19th at 7:38 p.m.

“my wallach single is going to be where all the action is. all the time.” – July 31st at 4:40 p.m.

“there is a bomb ass mcdonalds near my house.” – July 19 at 5:47pm




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The start of a night full of regret...

Given the predisposition of 2015 to Facebook and the general madness that is a Columbia pre-frosh page, Bwog is profiling the famous and infamous stars of social media. In Top of Their Class, you can read about some of the people you met on the Internet, on the Internet.

Name: Austin Akins

Famous for: Planning to live it up in Carman with his roommate Wyatt, representing the Columbia wrestling team, epigrams of social insight

Significant Posts:

“been looking for a cougar since I’ve been legal” – August 6th at 2:24 p.m.

“um, excuse me? do you realize, when I was only 5 years old, I led an entire ARMY of G.I. Joe’s over pillow mountain to defeat the evil troll empire? don’t tell me i’m not influential” – August 24th at 1:15 p.m.

“Did anyone else just have an earthquake? That was pretty sweet. I was just like bouncing on my bed… “– August 23rd at 1:16 p.m.

“Repost this if you are a beautiful strong black woman who don’t need no man” – August 20th at 3:56 p.m.




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The advent of social networking brought radical new social dynamics to freshpeople interaction in the form of class-wide facebook groups. The Blue & White has discussed the discarded walls of years past, and explored the legend of everyman Aaron Phillips. This summer, delayed housing assignments precipitated an unprecedented maelstrom of activity on the 2015 page, which also showcased never-before-seen coordination amongst classmates, who figured out exactly who was in whose Lit Hum section, on whose floor, and what concerts they would attend together come fall.

A few voices rose above the fray—you remember those kids who were all over the Facebook page. Bwog’s freshperson of the people Bijan Samerah is meeting the people behind the profiles.

Name: Eric Donahue

Famous for: Posting endless tirades against the school’s financial aid department

Significant Posts:

“The front-page Wal-Mart ads about ‘be a cooooool regular college student with your waffle-iron-cofee-maker and your swanky postmodern plastic furniture and your Blu-Ray player and suave laptop for taking notes in the quad while everyone plays scooter-frisbee behind you in front of quaint brick buildings’ are just illusions for the wide majority of actual American families” – August 11 at 1:55 a.m.

“RETURN MY FUCKING PHONECALL” – August 1st at 1:53 p.m.

“Anyone else looking to start some SERIOUS NERF COMBAT this fall?!” – May 30th at 10:21 p.m.

Read more for an interview with this most illustrious of Facebook characters.



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Dorm door tags and floor themes are always cause for a lil’ giggling. We think that’s kinda the point—laughter builds community! Maybe Res Life is on to something here! Here’s a collection of some of our favorites from this year. And we heard through the grapevine that one RA knitted personal coasters for each of her residents. Props. Send us more at tips@bwog.com, or post them in the comments.

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