It can’t be that bad right…

You can hop on the dining hall tiramisu trend and make your very own right at Hewitt.

It does roll over, right?

Literally go there right now.

If you want eternal depression this is the place for you!

Can Hewitt do Asian food justice?

Upon returning from winter break, many Barnard and Columbia students were rudely awakened to the fact that they could not access the other school’s dining halls until the semester officially started, causing trouble for many hungry students.

They love to say Barnard isn’t a part of Columbia until they need more protein: an investigation by Guest Writer Zoe Berry.

Thank you for everything you’ve given me.

If you want a single near campus, Hewitt may be the option for you!

And you get a plate! And you get a plate! And YOU get a plate! Hewitt’s plate infinity loop, explained (sort of).

A case study on the Hewitt coffee machine chemicals and/or microplastics by Viviana Pereyo and Gina Brown

May your Pinterest run wild with imagination.

Imagine Caesar Flickerman swiping you into Faculty House.

We know you’ve thought about it.