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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Your Classmates, Heroes of the Daily Commute

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brave commuters
cathedral garden residents basically count as commuters
inspirations to us all
legs are the best (read: cheapest) mode of transportation
the few the brave the proud
the smart way to live in nyc
they said good riddance to columbia housing

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V120 Review: Spectacular Theatrics, Token Diversity

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#bwogtookCC
#OurBlue
#xoxogossipbwog
bwog wants a prezbo wig
DSpar was on point
get that Hammy D
hashtag too real
morningside nights
not just anyone can get a Senior Wisdom
now that you've read our review you may rezumba whatever you were doing
one thousand and twenty shoutout
the 120th annual varsity show
the bwoggers weren't on their phones enough tho
the varsity show
v120
varsity show
varsity show review

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Father Dan O’Reilly Prays With His Fender

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Columbia film student girlfriends
Father O'Reilly
Grand Omega Minus
jazz
math rock
Messengers of Christ
music
Papal Rally
Pope Benedict XVI
praying with the Fender
the Catholic Church

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Bwoglines: NOOOO Edition

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bwoglines
columbia escaped investigation like a lithe squirrel escaping bwog's hands
come on james franco please stop
google sees you when you're sleeping it knows when you're awake
movie theater concessions-level markups
offensive sexual assault terminology
reasons not to go downtown

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Raising The Bar: Tina Frühauf

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Bwog writes posts during the varsity show
drinking with your professors
raising the bar
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Senior Wisdom: Sophie

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her picture file was titled "cowmerica"
lingerers
lurk of the Diana Center
oh 4loko how we miss thee
scissor sisters
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
young judith!

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USenate: Rewriting The Rules

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better stay in those 14 smoking spots
ch-ch-ch-changes
oh prezbo you and your world leaders
pacsa
prezbo knows a lot about laws
robust wide open etc etc
smoking policy
that's all folks
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Phi Beta Kappa Inductees Announced!

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congrats
fuck finals at this point
not a secret society but actually the most important society
pbk
phi beta kappa
really smart people
smarties
the 8 percent

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